Convince me to not sell the little I have and go die for ukraine next week

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Why would i do that? Stream your death please

Ukraine does not exist

go ahead and die there

Do you have any family members that care about you or depend on you that you care about?
If your answer is yes then don't go for obvious reasons
If your answer is no then go die there

No. Natural selection exists for a reason. To delete the stupid before they reproduce. So do it, I won't stop nature

I won't. Glory to Heroes!

My death will be certain, but I swear I'm taking at least 1 of you pigs with me
That's what pulling me down, my parents are old but still alive. Don't really have anything else to live for
Fair point

It's not fun to die in a war were your side has absolutely no chance

Reasons to live:
1) God hasn't called you back to his side yet
2) spite

If they're still alive please don't do it yet, don't make their last moments alive be that horrible

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It will all be over by the time you get there

you might not die and then you'll have a problem

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This

Please don't, a SPANISH CONQUISTADOR would destroy the balance of war in Ukraine's favor. The spanish military genius is too much for slavs to handle, you would just turn Ukraine into a land of españaboos drooling over your masculinity after you won the war single handlely.

You cant join the army
I'd kinda want to as well

Do it, that will be the only a proper deed in your boring life

It's okay, it's our time to return to Ukraine.

this but unironically, also checked

I know I can't join the official army, but surely there is some kind of international militia