What happens here?

I so many balticbros here but know nothing about them

Questions I have for them/you:
>What languages does your country speak and at what proficiency
>Do baltic neighboring countries dislike each other?
>Do you have any cultural food and is it good?
>Are they worth visiting?
>Are you/they religious/devout?
>Are the countries poor/avg/rich?
>Do all balticbros/gals look the same? If not what differentiates them
>What is it dating like? Are the countrywomen worthwhile wives?

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Oh and also do the countries have beautiful scenery/architecture or is it similar to dreadful russia?

>What languages does your country speak and at what proficiency
Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Russian minority, Polish minority, subpar to decent English (Newer generation), subpar German (Tryhards at school)
>Do baltic neighboring countries dislike each other?
We either feel neutral or like each other
>Do you have any cultural food and is it good?
Lithuanians have ceppelinai. We eat decent food influenced by Germans and Slavics
>Are they worth visiting?
Do your part, come find your le ebin russian gf here, take her back homeand help reduce number of russians
>Are you/they religious/devout?
Lithuanians accepted Catholism, then said fuck it, then went back to it.
Latvia and Estonia got a whole Crusade thrown at us.
>>Are the countries poor/avg/rich?
Main cities are average, countryside is poor
>Do all balticbros/gals look the same? If not what differentiates them
Estonians look finnish and as you move towards Lithuania people become more polish looking.
>What is it dating like? Are the countrywomen worthwhile wives?
See "Are they worth visiting"

V G H, Jugenstil...
But outside of Older towns and castle ruins, its mostly ruined by bleak soviet architecture yes.

Latvia and Estonia was for about 700 years under German influence, which overlapped with about 150 years Polish, 150 years of Swedish and 200 years of Russian, but because the only century that matters when it comes to cultural identity is the 20th, we are forever le evil breakway fashists from rusya.

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we don't exist
stop looking into us
being irrelevant is comfy
be quiet
not another word

also only south lithuanians look polish
north lithuanians look more finnic and latvian

I should have said
>As you move through Lithuania closer to Poland
I was jumping around my reply
Its 2 a.m. this thread will forgotten in the archives.

>>What languages does your country speak and at what proficiency
>Latvia
>Russian minority
We know that's not true user...

What is it, then?

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russophobic fascistic who are "victims of communism"

Kinda looks like Germany flag. That means it's mein now, right?

Russian minorities are oppressed there.

>victims of communism
yes we are. We are also victims of polish and belarussian imperialism.
Not late enough for muricans and other new worlders

>le ebin russian gf
I dont know what this. Can one find a legitimate tradwife that's worthwhile.

>Latvia and Estonia got a whole Crusade thrown at us.
I thought estonia was massively athiest because of government programs and whatnot. Are the crusades just old history now.

Go back, faggots.

>Can one find a legitimate tradwife that's worthwhile.
a worthwhile tradwife is an oxymoron

An actual tradwife wouldnt marry other than from her nationality

In 13th century, the Baltic region was swept by the Northern Crusade at the behest of Polish border princes who could not cope with the Prussian trolling, carried out by Teutonic Order.
Parallel to this the Danish made an excursion into Northern Estonia.
Result of this Crusade was Latvian and Estonian tribes becoming serfs to German Nobility, Lithuania becoming a state as they pushed the germs back while Prussian lands were settled by the Order. Prussians tried uprising but it was suppressed.
Over time Germans would move in more and more of their own people until eventually the original Prussians became culturally and linguistically extinct, the Germans then apropriating "Prussian" for themselves.
What you refer to as "Prussian" are actually Teutons. And now Prussian land is being sullied by r*ssians, I cry everytim

The Germans took this from me
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Might be coming to latvia on work, what should I do on my time off?

A actual tradwife probably only cares if a man can provide for her family and isn't a dipshit. Im in college and will land a nice job and wouldn't consider myself a dipshit.

Shes not trad if shes going to marry a foreigner

Christian history is definitely a interesting one. Do they baltic people follow orthodox Christianity.

Also sorry for your loss latvian bro.

Ok fine. Could one finda socially conservative housewife whos willing to marry a foreigner.

>What languages does your country speak and at what proficiency
We speak Estonian, English is taught second. Then a choice of Russian/German, third language French, Finnish, Spanish, Swedish depending on school and teachers.
>>Do baltic neighboring countries dislike each other?
just bants
>>Do you have any cultural food and is it good?
it's a mix of everything in the region
>>Are they worth visiting?
sure
>>Are you/they religious/devout?
not really, some are. Estonians are historically protestants but mostly non-religious now, Lithuanians catholic, Latvia a mix.
>>Are the countries poor/avg/rich?
statistically considered rich on a global scale, developed economies
>>Do all balticbros/gals look the same? If not what differentiates them
they don't necessarily look same, estonians are probably more blonde and taller
>>What is it dating like? Are the countrywomen worthwhile wives?
yeah i guess

I wouldnt call that socially conservative either if she's willing to culturally contaminate her children. Her children will be influenced by a foreign culture.

Lithuania was rightfully punished for your involvement in the holocaust. Soviet occupation was too leniant for the scale of crimes Lithuania has commited