/brit/

Cringe.

I present the next stage in gender evolution - the multiple gender track

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Nah, those cartoons are definitely cringe though

How are you going to dress when you hit 40?

PENGpool

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need it
want it
crave it
desire it
lust for it

spastic

Low-IQ take.

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THANKS FOR YOUR ORDER
Right now we're selecting your toppings and rolling some fresh dough. Sit back and let your mouth water - you'll have your piping hot pizza in no time!
YOUR ORDER NUMBER IS:

the new and improved, george floyd sex arse..

Nah but you're a spastic

Nah but you're low IQ

>but you're just staying 'no u'!
Yes, yes I am

don't plan on living to 40 haha

Literally me ffs

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why are my fingers wet? dont quite understand why

true tho innit lads

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Why do you feel the need to blog about every aspect of your life? Are you that attention starved?

actual brain dead mong
stop giving it (you)s

youtu.be/x1HAf_ZDT9M

If only ffs

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based based BASED matty dave zazzuetty

teef

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Put my pvc George floyd sex arse next to the radiator and now it’s emitting hydrogen chloride gas. Lesson learned

Visit Hull

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Trying to get my head around quantum physics.

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Are fleshlights and pocket pussies any good? Getting tired of my hand.

Not misogynistic just want nothing to do with women

Actual brain dead mong, stop seething at other people's posts

Talking to a big chebs indian girl on hinge but the conversation has hit a dry spot :/
Give me a good recoverly line

You're the worst poster here

*squats and deeply ponders*

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would rather not

Wise up and purchase a sex arse.

The Diane abbott one is an all time favourite.

Ask if you can fist her curry hole

Please, please, PLEASE visit Hull

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say something indians like. Use "Good morning sirs"

Ask her out you muppet

not true mate

you're just saying that because you don't like me

Is Spiders still open?

Going to stop giving my money to Chelsea. Any other quality findoms /brit/ can recommend?

I've answered the meaning of life and you're just another lowly incel.

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george floyd sex arse mate you'll never look back

el fraude

>n-no you
be quiet

yes really it's indisputable
literally NO other country has the right mix of (or indeed ANY of, in some cases) the following:
>chippy
>pints
>greng slags
>poo
>crisps
of course there are MANY other facets of superior british culture I haven't covered above, but there is enough there to base an irrefutable and comprehensive argument as to why literally everywhere else is rubbish. simple as.

Been on a Dragons Den binge for the past week and the way how each of them got rich makes no sense whatsoever
Take Duncan Bannatyne for example
>born into basic poverty
>spent his 20s jumping around from job to job to job
>was homeless in the channel islands in his late 20s
>met his wife and married her and decided to enter business so he bought an ice cream truck and founded a business with other vans in ice cream
>sold for 28k, found a care home and sold it for 26 million, then founded a nursery and sold it for 12 million, then founded his magnum opus of a health spa and then he's buying hilton hotels for 92 million a pop

like what the fuck?
he goes from homeless to absurdly rich just from owning a few fucking ice cream trucks?
I hate being poor

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Why not just hire an escort for half an hour.

Why has Dubai emerged as such a deano holiday destination? Will they literally go to any sunny place their favourite influencers tell them to visit, even if that place is a soulless shithole where you can't drink alcohol?

Be quiet yourself you cunt

fuucking hell mo salah is amazing

he's fuckking amazing

he has a shite squad tbf

heard it’s a shithole

buy an ice cream truck

Thinking about the time Peter Jones invested in some shite landfill indie band

Very glad that I triple captained Salah my dear /fpl/ bros
First time in about 10 years that my triple captain has paid off

I'm not that into arse apart from the cheeks

Bit icky desu

Another horrible post.

not free for like another week though

might be a little much for some starting out, i'd recommend the tom daley sex arse for starters.

reckon a good chunk of physics is bollocks
where's the proof?

thoughts?

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>Will they literally go to any sunny place their favourite influencers tell them to visit
Yes normies just do what they are told to do by instagram

Ask her if she thinks Jasprit Bumrah will go down as one of the all-time greats

It literally fills every criteria that deano loves
>popular on social media
>big and extravagant
>expensive but accessible
>luxury everywhere
>sunny
>cheap flights

i made her squirt for the first time in her life

thoughts?

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Emma Watson squatting like a Pajeet.

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if i could press a button and exterminate every person who has posted on Any Forums (including myself) i would press it in a heartbeat

Princess Valeria is the choice of the patrician

>hey youre cool would u lik 2 g ona date???
..Yh
>im not about till next week so how about nex thurs

dominoes is extremely overrated

can't quite believe how drunk i am

message me on telegram - @adam672882

d-does this work?
not gonna type like a 15 year old roadman though

what was this pose meant to convey?

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Lets make the Falklands Islands the new Dubai

Me? Bought the patent for the George floyd pulsing ringpiece edition. Expect to earn a million within the first 3 years. The market is essentially untapped. And Ofcourse, with such an iconic figure lending the mould of his arse and ring piece it’s a guaranteed success

disdain for plebs

don't care, im hungry and i got 50% off on a stuffed crust pizza with lottsssss of toppings

>does asking a girl out work?
Lowe u pham u a wsteman
Moist ute

Did you just doxx yourself?

if you suck a lad off but he's wearing a condom is it still bent?

>warrior gaze
>arms folded to show disinterest
>legs spread wide to assert masculinity
pure alpha male/10

You didn’t get 50% off though. You paid a premium instead

No

They do 50% off deals all the time you mong, because they intentionally set their prices at double what any reasonable human would ever spend on pizza

Muppets like you fall for the simplest marketing trick

if quantum physics is real isn't it basically saying our minds control reality? such bullshit

dont care, got plenty of money

cockwomble
spunkpuffin
wanktrumpet

mong

Emma Watson does stinky farts lads.

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fuck off 190

Good man.

picture of my fleshlght which i spaffed into earflier (whilst thinking of the mrs)

if you look closely you can see a pool of my spaff at the bottom

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brainiacs and eggheads take note!

Men of all shapes and sizes can pay less than premium to have a go on my tight little holes.

Might get a dominoes myself. Absolute starving. Some chicken wings and wedges too. Then again, it is an utter waste of money

bit late for pizza, are you lot fattys, be honest?

*looks closely*

now you would think that roy hogdson would get the better of palace here, that he would know all their tactics etc

do it lad
i am a bit overweight tbf

Only 16 hours of toil left this week lads
Only 2 more 6 oclock alarms lads

Might take a trip to Hampstead Heath. Care to join?

Just punched in a whole pack of bacon and 2 slices of brown bread

and then it starts all over again Monday

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fancy a bit of overtime at the weekend wagestein?

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lmfao imagine if that acc happened

Just a cool 40 more years

Getting a cheesesteak lads

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pogba?

n*gger imo,and a useless one at that. dont rate him whatsoever

Hampstead heath is 3 mins from my yard

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Anyone want a suck and swallow for £20? I want to buy a Dominos later

dominos pizza tracker says its in quality check

howevber i just got a text saying its left the store

who tyo believe? quite the conumdrum

JUST
U
S
T

i'll buy you one lad but just for your company, dont have to suck my willard

>Only working 8 hour days

ngmi

You know what’s decent. Those Pepe piri piri places. The chicken and rice is peng. Very very spicy though. Got mild last time and it was far too hot