The greatest epic in history was written by an Indian

>the greatest epic in history was written by an Indian
WOAH

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That’s not Gilgamesh

Mahabharatha > Gaygalmesh

That's not the old testament

That's not Kalevala.

Mahabharatha > Gaygalmesh

>gilgamesh is raised by humans
>becomes an asshole
>enkidu is raised by animals
>becomes nice

is that the most ancient recorded version of the "we live in a society" trope?

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Gilgamesh is like a caveman spear
Homers Odessey is like a gun
Mahabharata is like a nuclear weapon

Lady Murasaki SHOCKED

I want to play total mahabharata bros...

>M*rasaki Shikibu
That is a mazacon lolicon porn fantasy, not an epic

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Release the Brahmastra weapon

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>two noble family kills millions over a degen Koomar™ winning a game of gambling

Now this what India used to be!

that and DHVRMA™

It would be kino considering it will be like warhammer 40k but Indian.

excellent green japan post

>40k mahabharata
No thanks. I hate futuristic crossover, especially that Mahabharata comic "The Last Days". Give the authentic, ancient Totao War Mahabharata.

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I fucking hate Yudhishtira so much. What a slimy little cunt preaching dharma and shit. Bheema is more of a Dharmaraja than Yudhishtira ever would be.

Yeah man, All of Urethras brothers do the hard work and he skims the cream off the top every time.

Yep and he was the one who bet Draupadi too. What a fucking cunt. How do you not go to hell for that?

VGH, Imagine if Bhima became the king. He wovld rvle with an iron fist. Even conquering the far west (Greeks)

Tell me what each of the brothers are like. Also, is the Mahabharata a holy book?

that is not a epic.old testament is not even properly written.

no.that isn't it.

Read the Vahinis.

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I think we are interpretting the story wrong, I think Valmiki trying to make some of the characters morally grey to create nuance and to teach that sometimes we are forced to side with the lesser of two evils but because of religious fervor everyone interprets every single characters in the established "good" side to be pure bastions of morality, which takes away from the quality of the story

>say gilgamesh was the original comic book in my history class
>professor gets visibly upset
lol

*Vyasa
keep getting those two mixed up
just realised, his name is a sanskritised form of based.

shitpost.and no there is more to the story than that inbred.
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