/Brit/

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smash it
piss on it
burn it

fake as fuuuck

jewberg gotta jew. come see this ancient relic touristgoys

the fall of web culture

could see the workmen unearthing this down below from the 23rd floor of the Shard when I was there at the weekend for High Tea with the gf, special treat day out, 50% off with Groupon code from wowcher.com as well, absolutely banging. Sandwiches were a bit shit but GF got some good photos for her instagram.

My dad is brown and my mom is white but for me it's cool

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that's why real rorkes don't visit this place

poosaic discovered near to the Shart

THANKS FOR STANDING STILL WANKER

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imagine being a high up in the roman empire n getting stuck in swamp island

Priorities

grow up

depends on what you mean by Rorke

aha alri deano mate

See a therapist

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they were never here those little faggots paid the english to police this island

do you count yourself American or Mexican? do you count Spanish as your national language?

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have a ticket for tonight's Lotto, £9mil

could do with 9 million quid me

do black people have black dandruff

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Yes, that's it. Just a joke...

real euroswarth hours

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I'm Mexican American. 25% Native American

Simple as

noticing a sharp decline in poo jokes

reminder you should fast for a day every now and then to cleanse your body and soul

he wants to send some weapons eh
lucky for him /brit/ is full of them

You stink like poo, nonce

black pipo be washin dey hair once onna week

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Mexicans are based. The number if Catholics will growth in USA. I think Protestants will become more conservative after it too.
In future in USA even male virginity will be count as something to be proud of. Not as a shame.

>You stink like poo, nonce

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He wears it like a badge. So baffling lol

Thanks G

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Hint for you, any of these images purportedly from companies / customer service direct to a customer that repeat the customer's joke verbatim in the letter / text are fake, made up entirely for internet likes.

These days you can't post "haha wouldn't it be funny if someone made a bank transfer payment with [provocative reference]" and hit submit; you'd be ignored and deemed cringe. So you have to engineer a scenario where it looks like you've been funny in private, kept the joke to yourself, but it's been so outrageous that the company themselves have replied, conveniently repeating the joke within their message.

does it count if I just didn't have the motivation to get out of bed that day

Don't care, didn't ask, have sex.

We all know you nonced your niece lad now fuck off back to /sp/

Nobody likes you here

jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-many-countries-can-you-name
got fucked by 2 fake names

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any straight edge man in

if you drank at least 2 litres of water yes

Israel?

>Hint for you, any of these images purportedly from companies / customer service direct to a customer that repeat the customer's joke verbatim in the letter / text are fake, made up entirely for internet likes.

>These days you can't post "haha wouldn't it be funny if someone made a bank transfer payment with [provocative reference]" and hit submit; you'd be ignored and deemed cringe. So you have to engineer a scenario where it looks like you've been funny in private, kept the joke to yourself, but it's been so outrageous that the company themselves have replied, conveniently repeating the joke within their message.

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I'm surprised he doesn't actually live in Asia tbqh LOL

sobbing at the new street fighter logo

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Harry Potter was a system quidditch player and would never have survived in today’s more physical era

admittedly I do look like that but the point stands

I think I can name most of them, but the problem I have with the Caribbean and Pacific islands is that I don't know which one is which.

Business idea: Harry Potter and Wizards but in Nazi Germany

dire

brought to you by EA Sports: It's in the Game™

its alri theres just one box you type names in, its purely memorising words

What the fuck

the death eaters were fucking nazis you stupid muggle

isn't that literally the crimes of grindelwald

i'll lend them my poo cannon

Awwww he's crying :"")

would be happy with 40k me

Warhammer?

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Yeah I see. That's definitely easier than the ones where you have to visually identify which Caribbean / Pacific island is which. I mean I know which one Trinidad and Tobago is (just off the coast of South America) but I don't know which one is Grenada and which one is St Lucia.

you can have it if I win 9 mil

the emperor protects

state of us

just can't stop losing

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Why'd 190 stop posting? Did I bully him too hard lol

pcgamer.com/yikes-street-fighter-6s-awful-new-logo-looks-just-like-an-dollar80-adobe-stock-image/
>It's a no from me, chief.

have gaming news sites always sounded like this

My favorite recession? Probably the 2007-09 crisis. Still a kid so I only felt the terror secondhanded through my parents. Also Ireland's economy collapsed.

>favorite
FOY

>blair made a retarded foreign policy decision
wtf say it ain't so....

imagine caring about game logos

I BE STROKIN'

Ukraine - Poland - Lithuania is a KINO alliance

fifa 12 career mode for me

my least favourite recession? my hairline circa 2022

Just truck me how old this phrase is.

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Any Forums x links jav codes and facebook links

Vladimir Pootin my pants

need a three birds in my bed

fascinating, have sex

cared enough to reply

topkek

>Simulating a career
Perfect for a nonce freak like you eh? Hahaha

just picked my nose and flicked it into my bed

had a cheese toastie and an apple but i'm still hungry what do i eat now?