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Go to the gym
Cut out sugar
Drink lots of water
Meditate

you know nothing

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*blue skidoos into the thread*

radicalising a bunch of incels who never leave the house anyway seems like a waste of time and money

drink a gallon of water a day

puttering at this
if there is one bright spot in my grey and hopeless life its that i am not a transsexual
jail (if you mean my 15 minute postblock for racism) was fine, i soft boiled an egg

You're extremely retarded mate. You might have severe autism

How is this not copyright infringement?

>high humidity = warmer
wot, if anything low humidity+asphalt = hell

youtube.com/watch?v=V4iKSLLYdhQ

Its not really. Its just different parties identifying obvious western lies and their agenda.

soft boiled egg for a soft cunt
putin is gonna eat you alive pal

i think youre overthinking it
they are just contrarian to the american government’s take on things
for better or worse that tends to allign to russian because america and russia have been starting to get more divided and divisive recently

ill fucking egg him

thats what the soldiers are for

could've sworn I clicked Any Forums

hmm yes russia is the reason why my shitty centrist neoliberal ideology is losing its grip

nice backdrop

if wladimir putin or a russian comes rand to my haas
ill kill the bastard

going to get high and watch stupid shit online

I have become that which I despise

high humidity means the air is saturated with water so you can't sweat mate. you know the thing that cools you down.

dont like america
dont like russia
dont like china
love britain
love england
love the queen
love the beatles

my monthly leccy charges have tripled since October. Can't wait til summer cos I'm on a smart meter and use basically no electricity when it's hot

the rus people are one, it's only natural for russia to bring this oneness to the for

how do you shave your bollocks without cutting them?
really want hairless balls

uhhhh can you all stop talking about things i dont understand and go back to british culture like poo and slags

you lot got straight curly wavy or kinky hair then

why is Marx buried in london then

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butter is unbelievably based. margerine gobblers need rounding up

aww hell nah spunch bob and patrice on that lean

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The final cope of the boring runt

>You just don't understand what I'm talking about

mate of mine uses veet but I never fancied it. personally I use a trimmer with guard

this

youtube.com/watch?v=x1gjFrzWeFY

Razor but Gillette style with loads of blades. There's no other way

I use an epilator, keeps them smooth for longer as well

dont get why when you turn 15 youre just supposed to stop playing computer games and sports and start doing drugs and having sex as your only source of fun instead
drugs are boring
sex is alright

your average temperature is 6 celcius you should listen to what you are told

Can I have a can of tango orange?

i do drugs and then play computer games
i rarely have sex

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show me a western non-black girl group that can harmonise like this?

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just hold a lighter up to them for a few seconds and the hair burns away

or you could actually have a personality and not be 15 any more

Wonder what lean is like

The thought of drinking that much sickly stuff is off-putting so I wouldn't do it

Thinking about how there are only 140 million people in Russia despite the country being 70 times bigger than the UK

Quite mental when you think about it innit, like in the UK you’re never far away from civilisation. But out in Russia, they only claim to hold all that territory for the sake of legality and mapping. In reality most of it is untamed wilderness where humans might never have even been before. If you were dropped smack bang in the middle of Russia there’s a real chance you might die before you see any signs of humanity.

If you were dropped in Siberia there’s a chance you might see a dead mammoth before you see another human. It’s like another world.

might try cheers
already tried that and cut them 4 times
sounds like torture lad

godless commie scum

whats flake

I'd assume he paid to use it. Tried to find the official instrumental but of course they never released it.

youtu.be/NUN2Cgvqrow

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Similar to Canada in that respect, lots of uninhabited land

i meant do that for the rest of your life
im in my mid 20s and everyone i know only cares about doing ket and going to clubs and festivals

made with vegetable (mainly seed) oil too

thats the reason why everybody looks like shit

get better friends

I chewed too much tobacco and got the spins what do

J-Pop is shit, really boring and uninteresting. I've got Hatsune Miku Project Diva f 2nd for Vita and like maybe 4 songs out the 70 that are on there. One is this btw
youtube.com/watch?v=LcoyEZkTKfY

a brighter future

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hokey cokey

anyone here still watches cable

that's a class issue
if you think that's a generational thing then you're just a bit thick and ignorant, which isn't a surprise given what else you've told us

its really nice and not too sickly if you use sugar free fizzy

Sit on an office chair and spin the other way. A mate said he nearly vomited after a cigar once and read having sugar helped.

Can we stop the Cornwall meme please?

How do I meditate? Just sit quietly? Never really got this

do you watch that in between pawning off your underage sister?

don't have a TV me

out with the aeropress
in with the clever dripper

absolutely not, they arent english

idiot

funny how matt is CONVINCED im 190 on a vpn

independent cornwall would be based if only to confiscate all the London twats second homes and airBnBs

did a P out the A just now

>summers don't exist
man

screeching at NATO having their attention held by Ukraine while the CCP takes Taiwan on the sly

cool it with the anti semitic remarks

if you were sent to a yank prison how long do you think your arsehole would stay intact for?

off-topic

>meditating as a layman
cringe

You basically want to spend some time thinking of nothing, literally nothing. Empty your head of thoughts. I found it helpful to listen to soft ambient music rather than silence as I felt my mind would wander too much. This album is one of my favourites.
youtube.com/watch?v=vNwYtllyt3Q
Sit in a dark room, on the floor, crossed legs is comfortable. Close your eyes, concentrate on thinking about nothing, if you find yourself thinking about anything, gently guide your mind back to nothing. Try it for 5 to 10 mins, it's hard to start but gets easier.

a gay guy who isn't like a tailor or a fashion designer or something is completely useless to society and should be culled

there he is seething about international posting on the international board

just bought a house in Italy for 85k aud

Shut up idiot

Nintendo are incredibly anal when it comes to letting other people use their work. I highly doubt he got permission to use it.

Shut up idiot

Shut up idiot

true

i guess you could call that a dick. hehehehe

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i bet it's the holiday resort you and the wife always dreamed of

On this day in British History

>1447 – Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester "son, brother and uncle of kings" dies in captivity only three days after being arrested on a charge of treason.
>1820 – Cato Street Conspiracy: A plot to murder all the British cabinet ministers is exposed and the conspirators arrested.
>1900 – Second Boer War: During the Battle of the Tugela Heights, the first British attempt to take Hart's Hill fails.
>1945 – World War II: The German town of Pforzheim is annihilated in a raid by 379 British bombers. Over 17,000 people were killed and about 83% of the town's buildings were destroyed.

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Cute church

would be in tatters before I even walk in

Getting the codebreakers to have a look at this post

all idiots MUST shut up, including myself

ay tone, i'm doin a poo

>dreamcast
based

JP girl voices are made for group singing

youtube.com/watch?v=K1PCl5D-IpU

Was it one of those "€1 houses"?

You are on a vpn though. Everyone knows it mate. No one is fooled by you

>The German town of Pforzheim is annihilated in a raid by 379 British bombers. Over 17,000 people were killed and about 83% of the town's buildings were destroyed.
A good day

Had a spoonful of honey. Thanks user

jean paul gaultier? pretty based made some decent perfumes for women
the aids victim dragging his prolapsed arse across past your local primary school? nah

do it again bomber harris