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technically not against the rules but frowned upon

How the fuck do I avoid plastics, they're everywhere

friend of family

just take those all records off the shelf

references can only include start date and end date. some employers outsource reference checking to third parties now, but unless you're a pilot or something serious then they'll only do a "soft check" which means finding out start and end date only

I want to create my own religious cult where women worship me, like Scientology.

Why do you care?

go to africa and suck bbcs for pocket money

I'm friendless and can't put family in

that's what charles manson did

Lisa Truss has got a nice body for a mumsy sort

you don't

95% of modern males should be on TRT these days of course doctors don't test for testosterone levels unless you ask

friend of family

They want their contact details lol

>buy second phone
>become your own reference
solutions are endless

>get on plane
>these lads are in your seat

what's the go here

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*Liz

it's physically impossible now
they're found in the most remote places in the world
they're found in foetuses
it's over

who the fuck is Lisa Truss

there are people on linkedin that will let you put their company in for free and give you a reference

british boys can't stop bumming

ask them politely to check their tickets

yeah we know you're just a noncepat instead

sex bomb. sex bomb.
you're my sex bomb.

excuse me... *stare into eyes*... you are in my seat...

in my experience guys like this are really polite and often have really weak faggy voices as well.

yeah thats only to call their HR to request start date and end date. legally they cannot detail anything else

can't stop being racist won't stop

lool you'd literally be a snivelling little runt on the verge of tears if they even laid eyes on you
you'd run off with your tail between your legs

youtube.com/watch?v=9Fq13j4ygyw

...

>95% of modern males should be on TRT
Bollocks, you are just insecure.

*lies on my cv*

well? whos going to stop me?

that's terrible i'm sorry if you like it

how pooey would an arse need to be for you to step back and put your willy back in your pants

Nice projection
You don't know me

Big chebs Indian girl on hinge, thinking of an opener

family don't have friends kek

Sistema tupperwares and water bottles

Phil interviewing a 12 year old lad on This Morning.

hinge any good?
tinder and bumble are shite these days

VINDALOOO! VINDALOOO! VINDALOOO NAAA NAA

is he the next big thing?

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Good mornin dear

colleagues? acquaintances, neighours, friends of friends of family. does your entire blood line exist in a blank existential void

can i munch your curry haha x

What do you guys think of thunderf00t

me? i just walked into the owners office and told them that dont have any fancy degree but I am reliable and hard working. he hired me on the spot

well if he's at Juve he'll be on gear so yeah should be plenty big in no time

I thought computers were suppsed to be cheap. Why would I have to pay 2 grand for a laptop that can properly run a 30 quid game

we just don't know

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in english, whats the difference with the use of 'satisfying' and 'satisfactory'
they are different right? if something is satisfying and something is satisfactory it's different?

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*surreptitiously askjeeves.com's thunderf00t*

got a job interview on zoom in 10 minutes

thunderf00t shagged my wife

hope you die

Satisfying would be 'good' imo, satisfactory is 'just enough'

nouns are satisfying, verbs are satisfatory.

That dinner was satisfying.
That service was satisfactory

Are you the same Irish flag who always rants on about right-wing politics

satisfactory means it was ok, average, nothing special
"that rimjob was satisfactory"

so
here we all are then

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How would you feel if someone came into work fully aware they had covid? Is it a dick move even though the restrictions are gone?

Why is British rail so shit and yet so expensive

>colleagues?
NEET
>acquaintances
bit weird innit
>neighours
bit weird innit
>friends of friends of family
non of my business and they're just other family members

'

crime of the century > breakfast in america
there I said it

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Satisfying is more positive, if I said a meal was satisfying you'd know I enjoyed it
Satisfactory is more middling, if I said you did you your job satisfactorily it would mean you did the bare minimum

Bit of a stickler for the rules, me, but he isn't breaking any so let him be.

services isnt a verb

Go to linkedin, you can literally get references from strangers for free

Oh really, how do I find them?

because dumbass aussies like you pay full price for it

Satisfactory is the bare minimum you need not to complain. Satisfying means you are pleased.

Yes it is, it's a thing you do for someone else

>non of my business
gotta pluck up the courage to approach someone if you want to change your life

Japanese paedophilic cartoons should be banned outside of Any Forums

Maybe we should get five more replies about satisfying and satisfactory saying the exact same thing over and over

*ahem* you were saying

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>A stalker who walked 23 miles to the home of British tennis star Emma Raducanu, taking her father’s shoe as a souvenir, has been handed a five-year restraining order.
Do you think he was wanking while sniffing her dad's shoe

fucking mad that

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Depends on the line and where you're going. I could go from MK to London or Birmingham for a £7 return or something. North Wales? £50

no nonces allowed

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anime website

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but couldnt you also say
>that dinner was satisfactory
even though you probably wouldnt say
>that service was satisfying
although maybe you would if it was a church service, but i guess that's service used as a noun is it not?