Tell me about Orthodox

Tell me about Orthodox

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you can be Christian without learning Latin.
Read the New Testament and return back if you have any questions

Warhammer 40k niggaz

Imagine STANDING in church for 3 hours
lol

It is the true way.

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Its all about appearing as ДOPOХO, БOХATO™

Catholicism for Eastern Europeans

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This, I've been in church several times, it's fucking hell

Incredibly corrupt

Orthodoxy is based Christianity
More strict posts
Lack of purgatory
during worship you can not sit (only if you are not disabled)

I remember when 2ch was trying to meme the Japanese Patriarch into becoming the new patriarch of all Russia by rigging online voting

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they dont rape children

Never heard of it but that sounds funny.

You're not white

Cringe and gay

Had me at "orthodox countries are white"

Imagine European Catholic countries but without culture and even poorer. Thats the power of orthodoxy.

>Lack of purgatory
Lol
Pay the toll, Orthodog
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerial_toll_house

steady on Hellas is European

>Its adherents are actually going to heaven
If your salvation hangs on having a proper understanding of a 1000 years old debate between autistic theologians over the meaning of ancient Greek words (which aren't even in the Bible) then take me to hell already