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skived off work today
heard someone knock on the door but like fuck was I going to get up for them
wonder who it was though

Where my computer science man @???

>Mr Johnson said sanctions would be implemented against 5 Russian banks and 3 Russian individuals.
5 banks and 3 people
this is the might of the united kingdom
lmao putin's quaking in his boots

plz go offie for me plz

This is the thread

i knotted my dildo. feel like I should stop now though. I've basically completed the arse wanking talent tree

doing a watch
youtube.com/watch?v=o0y5Z8_tefY

Sex Arses, Lies And Videotape

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damn

don't understand what a sanction is

Well not only do we actually have jobs but our unis are actually good, like we have a dozen or so world class unis and tons of really good ones

Most continentals have like 1 world class uni and a load of shit ones so their degrees don’t count for shit

But also the niggers who complain about having 50 degrees and no job usually did useless shit and expected someone to offer them a high paid job with 2 English masters

get a look at this (only brits will understand!!)

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it's when our government decides that the people of another government should suffer for the decisions of their elites
i.e. we will turn off international banking for some of their big banks. lots of people and buisnesses in russia will not be able to buy/sell things internationally. people in russia suffer for this, but the elites don't, since they have other financial avenues available and can get all the stuff they need anyway
basically it's us trying to twist the arms of the russian people so that they rise up against putin and/or stop obeying him. which isn't going to happen, because what are they supposed to do against putin? so it just makes the common russian people hate the west for making their lives worse to nobody's benefit

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I am officially on the cans

it's when you haven't look for work and they stop your bennies for 4 weeks

I'm gay (happy)

You're homo (sad!)