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yummy edition

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if humanity flips its shit every time a new virus outbreak occurs we're going to be in lockdown forever and ever

first for gearoid

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Despite him tearing up the treaty they brokered, the French and Krauts won't do anything to Putin
This is because they are cowards (they've been coping like fuck all over Any Forums)

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>eaten all the kit kats

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the troops are moving in right now

they just have

Chelsea manager Thomas Tuchel said "it is not the time to laugh about" Romelu Lukaku after the £97.5m striker's recent struggles.

Lukaku only touched the ball seven times in Saturday's 1-0 win over Crystal Palace, the lowest number any player has managed in a 90-minute Premier League appearance since at least 2003, when that data was first recorded.

Have noticed a new catberg on my street recently. Ginger fella, very friendly, ALWAYS outside even late at night. Never doing anything either, just sort of sits there, he'll happily walk up to you if you pss pss pss him. Dunno if he actually belongs to anyone or is just a stray. No collar. Tempted to take him in. Seems lonely.

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Beer is more S O Y than s O Y milk

>for real this time

One of the seven touches was the kick-off lel

good news is that the russian poster's chance of starvation just tripled

assuming that the Lords operate out of pure magnanimity is a bit rich, considering their median net worth is at least twice as high as that of the Commons

doesn't take a full on skeptic to see how that might be a bad idea

toilberg has gone from never talking to me to out of the blue created a recurring meeting on team viewer with me
the fuck uses that, never used it in our company. what's he on. what's he got up his sleeve. fucker

no they haven’t

Brits: The Tories have once again wrecked our country and stolen our future, it's time to vote the bastards out and put the Tories in.

I havent taken a solid shit in weeks. My asshole burns every time I take a shit. I cant eat any meals because I'll need to shit 20 minutes later.

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IT. IS. HAPPENING.
YOU SAID IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN
I REPEAT. IT. IS. HAPPENING

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no, they havent lol
bbc posts headline
>LIVE Putin orders troops into Eastern Ukraine
Then right under it
>The decrees do not specify what that could mean, but experts in Ukraine and Russia have argued that Putin can now officially send Russian troops to the rebel areas of eastern Ukraine.

Our media and politicians are trying to literally gaslight Russia into WW3

and so it begins..

they are in ukraine right now

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gf said that she's "not racist but black people stink"

didnt expect anything less

>caring about british politics when you're american

do one you freak

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Unironically why don't we just batter the russians, not like they would nuke us is it?

don’t mate he’s not yours

Bvsed Rvssia wovldn't invade the Vkraine...

ever shag her up the arse?

where abouts you live?, if you steal my collarless ginger tabby you have an enemy for life

I propose that my linguistic prowess dwarfs the esteemed articulation of a wordsmith such as yourself

tom holland is too young and feminine to be nathan drake

checked

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Good.
Maybe the government will mandate personal hygiene standards so people who smell like shit can't get on public transport

WW4 soon

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>recurring meeting on team viewer with me
madness

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Thank god finally I was getting bored thinking WW3 wasn’t going to happen

See you lads on the battlefield, going to be a right laugh committing some war crimes with the boys

>Unironically why don't we just batter the russians, not like they would nuke us is it?
Unironically just butter yourself, dog

Sunak or Sajid would be atrocious PMs. Boris is bearable until the next GE

Put a collar on him you stupid bastard.

>it's better to be a dictator then a dicktaker
fixed easily

i know you're deliberately trying to be annoying but at this point i hope you actually get stabbed by a leb

just signed up to house ukraine refugee women

When you think(or know) you fucked up putting in a password, do you just delete the whole thing and start over or just delete the last input?

I've got a 23 character password I use often... Not fun

fuck off never talk to me again

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>7 (seven) touches of the ball in 90 minutes
unreal stat

I dont want war with russia bro

Lol, based if true

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dwarves you mong

good post

Need a woman to rescue me from myself but would get pissed off if any woman tried do anything of the sort and show her the door asap

It's a pickle

reckon all of eastern europe is rightful russian territory really

You know Matthew Zazueta is one of the only people I've seen on Any Forums who post their real picture and allegedly use their real name.

What's funny is he posts in /cum/ too, and apparently Any Forums as well.

What I'm saying is if he starts posting on all the boards or a lot of boards he'd probably become famous* just from Any Forums lol. Basically spamming himself. But he probably reaches thousands of people

*by famous I mean a meme basically. but people would definitely start recognizing him in real life.

>WW3
why?

he has the highest combined transfer value in history

bitch

anonymous

you will never be a girl's sexual fantasy

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you will never be a girl

don't care didn't ask fuck off

another good stat

shoulda been that other guy

Someone once tried and failed to stab me, stupid fucking druggy, he fell face first onto the ground lunging at me, missed, kicked him once and reported it to the police, no idea what happened aftwards, he just lay there mumbling, I walked off.

White bogan druggy btw.

it's going to be a nuclear holocaust and will be over within a matter of days if not hours

i just click the show password button

What did they mean by "peacekeeping forces"?

dinosaur bros... not like this... I can cope with the feathers, but not this...

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did the man not kick the ball a lot in the game where you kick the ball?
that was silly of him

thanks for having my back yanklad
the waters of life cleansed me not only of my bodily filth but also of negative energies
might ascend in a coupla

no time to explain fellas just take one and swallow it

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So glad I didn't get vaccinated, now I can't get conscripted

8 characters in base72 is plenty, so I've never had this problem

that means you're gonna get hit by a car instead tomorrow sorry bro

nah we wont do shit

what if he gets his neck stuck between some branches with it on or something?, hes chipped anyways

why does Any Forums stigmatize excitement? why are you all such joyless freaks?

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no time to explain fellas just take one and swallow it

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Gave a VERY confident presentation to a few tidy young bints from the world's leading ad agency
Wonder if they were impressed

init fucking HELL

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id unironically fight for russia before i fought for any western allied forces

i won't go outside but i appreciate the sentiment

Why is Trex fat?

>I've got a 23 character password I use often

So it's true what they say about people on Any Forums being autists....

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finally a happening, im off to browse Any Forums wish me luck x

it's faux-excitement

they look so appetising wtf

well russia's now in ukraine and has the earth exploded?? nope. libtards btfo

its fake excitement put on for a camera in the hopes of winning internet points on social media
just go to any Any Forums election sticky and you'll see plenty of excitement

i embody those frogs but in a cheerful and upbeat way
rifuckingbit

Sorry ukrainebros but I'm not dying for you.

has he not heard of teams or zoom?

once i had to pick up my gf but had mates in the car taking up all the seats so i made her get in the boot. she was not happy. jokingly swerved around on a quiet road to scare her a bit. then a cat ran out and then i tried to swerve to miss it but couldnt control the car and accidentally ran it over. made a big thump. back tyre went right over it. just as i managed to regain control of the car another cat appeared out of nowhere and it was unavoidable. hit it. another thumping noise. the gf was hysterically screaming and crying in the boot. my mates were laughing. i panicked because i had weed in the car and it was over capacity and i had been reckless driving. i sped up the road and left the cats behind. dead or at least injured. dropped my mates off. gf slapped me. i had to hose the blood off my car. still feel bad about that incident.

What does it mean if someone says "oh Mr darcy"
I don't get it

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So weird that Russia basically gets t do what it wants, but we get so much shit about the Chagos Islands.

if you got drafted you belong to the military from then on. they’ll inject you with whatever, refuse and you go to prison as a coward

what the hell is a charvas?

>German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock says the decision by Russia "‘represents a blatant breach of international law and a heavy blow against all diplomatic efforts for a peaceful settlement and a political solution to the current conflict".

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THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

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No war but the class war.

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no cap fr fr

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What's the happening sir

you're gonna die

How does Russia have such a strong army if their economy is so bad? Is it just the gas/oil

Yeah the Germans and French are stung over this. They were the ones who forced Russia to sign the Minsk peace agreements.

its so far from a happening. only boris and biden need you to believe it's le clash of civilisations. this is literally's just russia's version of syria/libya etc

How do I find the nearest place i can use as a nuclear bunker. i know we don't have any proper public ones. really can't be arsed with getting nuked if the fellas up top do the wrong things.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE, FILTHY ARCHOSAURS

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those posts have got day one casualty written all over them

it's really quite mad how enfeebled our empire has become
can't really blame the rest of the world though we were some ruthless cunts back in the day

>posting videos that are old and presenting them as new
I really hate that. That also always happens when Israel/Palestine are shooting rockets at each other.

So does the person writing this have a vagina?

leftypol shooting himself in the face

yeah russia isnt getting any shit at all lmao

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Brits do the past pss pas noise? In the Midwest, we do the (Russian style) kissy noises. Cats infinitely like and respond to the kissy noise better than the pss. The pss is almost a hoss which is not good. Usually atleast, since my cats know their names, I can just do that. They even know each others names when I call them. I'll call one of my cats and the other two immediately stare at her waiting to see what she does.

wonder if that ruski was right and this will all blow over by 4 march

>the UK joins another Crimean War

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The habbenings in Ukraine are causing me DEEB GONCERN, lads.

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No, you are.
If they have me a gun I'd put a bullet in the head of the nearest tarq officerr

Why didn't you just listen?

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absolutely no shit at russia, i mean the uk gets loads of shit over chagos but russia? nobody even says a word

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Economics aren't an accurate means to measure success.
A theoretically completely self sustaining country would look worse than the Congo if you used international economic standards.

you're so dead you might aswell neck yourself now lad its over

why didn't he invade when his puppet was in the whitehouse
or did they try to rig it twice, but the dems rigged it more

Read Pride and Prejudice.

shan't be replying to any more russian posts.
also shan't be replying to any more yank posts until they sort out the russians.

simple as.

In general the average block of flats (except the top floor) will handle most nuclear threats.

Russia has nukes that dig a kilometre underground before exploding, killing anyone in an actual bunker (which are generally 250-300ft down). So its best to just hope that Russia doesn't go full retard and we just get insane jihadis blasting town centres

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let go, we're still connected!

i already fixed this! and you are NOT coming back!

Not much to video when it’s night and the iron dome shoots 95% of them down

kek based

nothing is happening return to your regularly scheduled britposting

kvk bvsed

i cant even remember the last time russia copped any shit
britain though the real victims of the media honestly
cant believe russia just gets to do anything they want!!!!!

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alri

um.

poo

poo barm

pooinarse haha

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It's never over.
Soldiers must be incited to mutiny.

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UK
UKraine

a clear sign of where your duty lies
i will be proud to have called you my gimmickin

putin actually collects tax on billionaires for his military. while american politicians grovel at bezos and musk's feet

What do you want the yanks to do?

grow up

excellent stuff

they can't draft autists can they?

if you actually give a toss about this just do your head in

cant even put into words how hard i cringed at this post
FOYmutt

Dunno, but the Army and the Army Reserves rejected me because I'm on anti-depressants. So I hope / assume I am beyond their reach

add canadians to the list, basically just snowyanks innit.