How do I get a Columbian gf?

How do I get a Columbian gf?

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1. Be white or almost white.
2. Fly to Colombia.

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This is why representation matters.

its literally that easy
t.knower

i like how all the other girls are pretending that they don't wish they were the ones dancing

What do you mean by this?

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OH NO NO NO NO

this guy is not white kek

Whitebros...

>He doesn't look "white"
> Looks like the embodiment of soy
get a proper haircut and eat more, if you are a skinnyfaggot at least use loose clothing, don't dress like a faggot

lmaoooo

Can confirm (recently went to Colombia). The only catch is they're all whores trying to milk you for money. And sure that's expected, but Colombian girls lack the finesse of more skilled golddiggers.

>Do you speak english?
>No.
>Continues to try

lmao. DOA from this point. absolute moron for not cutting his losses.

1.5. Speak Spanish.

you dont even have to, thats the charm
if she's hooked by your looks she will want to be your personal translator

>if she's hooked by your looks

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>couldn't breathe

I can see myself doing this to my daughter and acting the same way as the father. Am I too old?

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>if she's hooked by your looks
over for 4channers then

maybe not in sweden but in spicland he is