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Florence Nightingale - Blairite
T. E. Lawrence - Blairite
Robert Falcon Scott - Blairite
Enoch Powell - Blairite
Sir Cliff Richard - Blairite
Alexander Graham Bell - Blairite
Freddie Mercury - Blairite
Dame Julie Andrews - Blairite
Sir Edward Elgar - Blairite
Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother - Blairite
George Harrison - Blairite
Sir David Attenborough - Blairite
James Connolly - Blairite
George Stephenson - Blairite
Sir Charlie Chaplin - Blairite
Tony Blair - Blairite
William Caxton - Blairite
Bobby Moore - Blairite
Jane Austen - Blairite
William Booth - Blairite
Henry V - Blairite
Aleister Crowley - Blairite
Robert the Bruce - Blairite
Bob Geldof - Blairite
The Unknown Warrior - Blairite
Robbie Williams - Blairite
Edward Jenner - Blairite
David Lloyd George - Blairite
Charles Babbage - Blairite
Geoffrey Chaucer - Blairite
Richard III - Blairite
J. K. Rowling - Blairite
James Watt - Blairite
Sir Richard Branson - Blairite
Bono - Blairite
John Lydon - Blairite
Bernard Law Montgomery - Blairite
Donald Campbell - Blairite
Henry II - Blairite
James Clerk Maxwell - Blairite
J. R. R. Tolkien - Blairite
Sir Walter Raleigh - Blairite
Edward I - Blairite
Sir Barnes Wallis - Blairite
Richard Burton - Blairite
Tony Benn - Blairite
David Livingstone - Blairite
Sir Tim Berners-Lee - Blairite
Marie Stopes - Blairite
need a girl to fart on me
all true
Shan't be releasing my seed until at least the end of next month. I need to harness sexual energy to manifest my will.
is garfield a rorke or a leftypol?
he likes lasagna but hates mondays
>Hermann Goering was IQ tested at Nuremburg, scoring the highest of the captives with a borderline genius 146
Gets ze noggin’ joggin’
genuinely just vomited in the loo in toil because of stress
>tfw Asian gf hit me with a dutch hand grenade the other day
I'll fart on you lad. Not a girl but don't reckon they smell any different.
was that the plane one?
>dutch hand grenade
afraid to weigh myself
What's your toil?
I'm walking in Heaton Park in Prestwich in Salford. It's one of the most beautiful parks in the country, I've been coming here since I was a kid. It really is a beautiful place and it's covered in shit, by people who have picnics and leave their coke bottles and their wrappers. Their shit, everywhere. Used nappies, they just foul it up. And I'll tell you what, I hope nature takes its revenge on you. Every single one of you that leaves shit on the floor and in parks, and what you've done to Heaton Park is disgusting, and I hope the planet turns round and shits on you.
Ye head of the Luftwaffe, the fat bloke
Going parklife there in June
just did another fall asleep at 7 and wake up at midnight
sick of it
Genuinely think litterers are scum of the earth. At least murderers usually have a motive, litterers do it because they simply have no regard for anyone or anything but themselves.
just got promoted to lead poo noncer at poo incorporated
hate that this shit is what makes me laugh these days
What did she mean by this?
'luftwaffe' sounds like a name for a fart that lingers in the air for a while
think she wants to meet up again
she hopes youre not feeling too rough and wants to meet up again soon
Is it painful to sit down at all?
The repercussions of a Godless multicultural low trust society.
white people really be eating squid ink ..wtf
she'd be keen to meet up again
Feel like get culture has almost completely gone from Any Forums. Probably because the site now revolves around politics rather than having fun.
just finished watching highlander
hate it when films that could've been good are ruined by being made in the 80s
very annoyed when I see freaks of /brit/ somehow have contact with girls
It's a much more comforting feeling to know we're all losers together
Tell her you love big poo poo and that it's so yummy
everyone is a tryhard angry little rodent these days
whimsy died on Any Forums in general about 7 years ago and /brit/ was the last bastion for a long time after
/brit/ is a shagger general
Almost got caught dropping a steamy log on the uni toilet floor
alri Emma
>the country
Which one? Scotland? England? Wales? Northern Ireland?
Fucking revile my cousins
Every single reunion for whatever reason (communion/confirmation/baptism/wedding/birthday), there's always the same questions
>How's school/uni/work
>You look good!
>Arsenal's doing well/poorly, aren't they?
literally lift smalltalk
fuck off freaks
My dad's the only normal one out of that freakfest
kek this is me
ah yes a tiktok link
will most definitely be clicking it
They probably feel the same way about you desu
>arsenal
FONC
Flatulence ins genuinely the thinking man's fetish. You will not find a low IQ person who is into farts. There is a certain intellectual appreciation that is necessary to be aroused by farts. Similarly EFRO and spying tie into it very nicely (but perhaps not full on scat). Or perhaps being in a situation where you are forced into smelling someone's farts or they are forced to smell yours, like in a lift,. Yes, there is something very arousing about being subjected to, or subjecting other's to one's rancid bodily emissions.
that bitch gave birth to Johnny Vegas
willies willies
I like willies
tiktok is INSANELY cringe
fucked it
Archie John on his 17th birthday
get up at 4am every morning
wish i lived in a SNES game