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helo this is /birt/?

only stinky bumheads can read this post

can't find my lighter. now i have to walk over to and turn on the stove top every time i want a cig. very annoying.

*poos in the new*

fucking fuming right now lads

i always liked the idea of walking up a huge wide flight of steps like in front of one of those chinky monasteries or something

will he be PM?

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Wow you always liked the idea of walking up some steps you’re a real bright spark pal

countrys on its bloody knees

runts requesting pics like im made of jpegs

Sopranos was a super natural show and they showed it often. The "ending" being Tony's perspective turning to black doesn't work. Also it ended from meadows point of view. Tony lived paranoid for another 14 years and died from the constant face stuffing

aye

I'll teach it to pull the trigger

Mad how Brexit ruined literally everything forever

Extraterrestrial intelligent life is real. I think there's basically no way it isn't. And I don't doubt we'll find it eventually.
A lot of the fears of war come the mentality of capitalism and imperialism. But really, if we ever reach the level of technology needed to reach other star systems, we won't need to conquer them, nor they us. They're probably watching us laughing at how primitive we are.

he got shot in the head

If it’s true that the only other creatures on this planet are fellow humans then I am disappointed, because you lot are horrid

we won the culture war leftypol

david chase said that tony died.

Brexit time

here we are then all the lads

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thinking about yank names like cody, hunter, brogan, etc and chuckling to myself

>horrid
Such a soy word

Problem with this line of reasoning for me is that as a human, with a humans brain. No matter how hard and long you think about it you are still thinking like a human thinks. Actual aliens may be motivated by things so absolutely inconceivable to us that we will simply never understand why they do what they do. We are essentially assuming they have the same basic rules of life that we do. We can barely understand what goes on in a dogs head without anthropomorphising and they're relatively simple and very similar to us. A literal alien is just that

thinking about gearoid

Real pain that. Always have two lighters with me in case I let someone use one and they instantly pocket it or something and no one realized. Lived with an electric stove once and it sucked. Would take like 1 and a half minute to get hot enough to ignite the smoke. Hate electric stoves, but we all have to convert to them at some point to save the world

I push trolleys for toil
9 quid an hour
Not bad but boring

are wolves, badgers and such not creatures now?

Knew a lad called hunter growing up. He was fat and had extreme anger issues.

Dude suckle on my nadsack you punk ass trick

Gosh user, you're such a BAKA

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That's not canon. All his spit balling and wondering what if and how'd hed do it. Not canon.

is that a butthole on her phone case?

huuuuuuuuummm

REEL around the argument ...
Slap me on the patio
I-

will take it now

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All paradoxes are borne of a lack of true understanding

True paradoxes dont exist
i.e. the black hole information paradox is concrete evidence that our physics is incomplete

luv this pose

simple as

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Your mother is a subterranean mole creature and you are her freak science experiment gone wrong son

Poor Andrew, Epstein dead in an American jail, that French friend of Epstein's dead in a French jail, Ghislaine in an American jail (not dead just yet) .... Andrew must be quite worried.

Religion is a poor cope.

If life does only exist on earth then it's an insane fluke and should be marvelled at. Humans should therefore have a duty to expand and explore the universe.

If life does exist on other planets, it shows religion is completely false and that humans aren't special at all.

This fucking harlot should take that cross off

this niggas videos are a cure for insomnia

I know the Irish seether ITT is a manlet named Gearoid. I just know it.

blah blah blah paradox this universe that shut up you fucking brian cox wannabe virgins

He died. There was a reason why they showed a flashback scene of him saying that when you get whacked it's like nothing happened. You don't even know it, etc

According to muslimsx alien life is consistent with islam. When they come to visit they will just convert them and welcome under the light of allah

Pretty admirable in a way

she is so cute lads, want to pinch those cheeks

that foot is flat as a pancake

u havent lived untl you've tried to light a fag off a kettle element

Hand me dat niggacomb

Mad how I’m going to turn 20 in a few months and I’ve still literally never had sex

is that the guy who was a musician at first but then decided to become a nerd?

whats the point in life then

But take me to the haven of your bed
Was something that you never said
Two gold coins, please
You're the irish spring
But so am I

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Male bros, it doesn't look too good

Which of the 4 UK countries has the hottest women?

I'm 25 and never kissed a girl

*ruffles your hair and gives you a dollar to buy some sweets*
run along now sport

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wales

That's a fucking nightmare. The only way to be lower on the sexual ladder is to be indian

Irish seether’s been real quiet since I called him out about being named gearoid

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strong grifter vibes

England

England tends to be a talent drain on the rest of everywhere

All the beautiful people flock to bigger settlements

*rapes you in the changing rooms at the swimming pool*

do you grab them as they come or do you wait for them to build up so you can do them all in one big go?

But Flurgo the Primbarious was nailed to a hexagon for the sins of the Gnundaprilps!

This proves that christianity is true everywhere (though there is some discussion as to which flavour of christianity, obviously).

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He hath been summoned

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Is this gay?

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creasing at the name gearoid

seems like all the trolley boys i've ever seen are either special needs or dark-skinned

do they have russian baths in the UK

How come i have never heard of this Jamal Ooga Booga before tonight, yet the BBC are wanking off furiously over his death?

That's a false flag of a sort. There's a reason that's brought up to make you unsure or think that, but fact of the matter is sopranos is a supernatural show and Tony DOES know even if he was whacked at dinner that night. There are ghosts watching over the characters, the virgin marry showing up for Paulie who lost his way. Paulie also had an unknow Psychic pwn him and revealed what those he killed were saying, talking shit at him, and had unknowable details. Tony may have died, sure, but the theory it went to black is proof is dumb.

feel like I read this exact post in ricky gervais' flanimals about 15 years ago

Mashallah

Imagine having the suffix -oid in your name in the (20)20's

your first problem is watching the bbc

well yeah, the fermi paradox assumes (1) that life is abundant in the universe and (2) that alien civilizations behave like we do by reaching out to communicate with other civilizations
one or both of these assumptions must be false, but we don't know which and in the case of (2) it is interesting to speculate about why that might not be the case

Don't you watch SBTV?

Blud..

Top speed?

Are you more of a Mark or more of a Jez, /brit/? PS, why did you never tell me peep show was so kino

Black Yanks are massively responsible for US music culture, black brits aren't but they're trying to force it to seem the same. There has literally never been a good black British musician

shy fx

Sure is ugly

Probably like 40mph gunning it

Maybe one is wrong and it's extremely rare.