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Bit of peppermint tea and crime & punishment by Dostoevsky in my bed as the rain beats down. It really is the little things, lads.

>home insurance
>paying council tax on multiple unlet properties
>landlord tax
>house maintenance
>hiring cleaners
>paying for credit checks
the list just goes on and on and on

Bring something new to it then lad.

only thing more unpleasant than tattoos, are those stupid septum piercings than for some reason many lasses are getting.

Yes. That is the true bloody nature of imperialism.

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you forgot ungrateful tenants

they get them because you don't want them to get them

STAYVUN

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They're all fucking rent boys mate, every one of those Chelsea bastards are fucking rent boys from Mourinho down to fucking Torres.

is that how it works?
*mind blown*

.4g of DMT is enough to permabreak your brain
they HAVE to mean changa surely

I don't want them to set themselves on fire

reckon are adolf could’ve pulled the sword out of the stone

Don't reply to him

>rent boys
You can actually get arrested, charged for hate crimes, and given a lifetime ban from attending games if you say this at a football match in 2022.

mad how he would be arrested for saying that nowadays

Dickberg wont stop standing up

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just had an idea

Whenever a bourgeois ideologue starts prattling about the death toll of communism, I just think of the various white terrors from Russia to China to Spain to Indonesia to Vietnam.

*steals your idea*

>and don't forget me, Bobby Sands!

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so who was responsible for grenfell then?

some bint making chips

Literally gets chanted extremely loudly at Anfield every time we play Chelsea tho. Nobody gives a fuck

Lol

not to mention the battle of even getting a bank to give you a buy to let mortgage, most banks wont go near you unless you own at least 10 properties so you are stuck paying sometimes 12% on loans from subprime lenders.

The southern cop really shit the bed kek

that's because scousers are subhuman scum

He's not "are adolf" you kraut/yank bastard.

Are Jamal was a very well-connected man.

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writing a 40,000 word essay on how adolf hitler would have responded to the Covid-19 pandemic

>joking about Chelsea hooligans getting caught shagging rent boys (true story) makes you subhuman scum

Lmao

Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

that louis theroux was a right load of fucking crap

Guarantee you it'll cause some trouble the next time you play. They've been seriously cracking down on all usage of the "rent boy" phrase this season. Some poor Millwall fan literally got a lifetime ban for singing it at Conor Gallagher (not even at a Chelsea match, he's on loan at Crystal Palace)

No good?

someone post the pic of hitler in heaven laughing at the statue of churchill in the cuckshed

whats the synopsis?

>jamal
What sort of fucking name is that?

had a PROPER yank breakfast this morning

brisket+eggs+potatoes+beer

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>Emma already knows
You sent her some fan mail? Did you request some of her shit?

Wouldn't it be easier to take a day trip to Amsterdam and buy thc liquid there?

australia basically

Yeah it's pretty pathetic desu but people will still chant it, same way people still chant about Hillsborough and feed the scousers

>Jamal (Arabic: جمال Jamāl/Ǧamāl) is an Arabic masculine given name, meaning "beauty", and a surname. It is used in the Middle East, North Africa, West Africa, East Africa, Central Asia, the Caucasus, the Balkans, and predominantly Muslim countries in South Asia. It is also used amongst African Americans and some Turkic peoples in Russia.

corrrrrrrr looks a good feed that

write to ofcom

People use grams for weed these days? Back in my day it was all in ounces, 16ths and 8ths usually

hankering for richmond thin sausages on hovis bread with aldi's own ketchup

Dasher waiting for order

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wasn't their whole idea survival of the fittest?

There's been a big push to sterilise football culture this season. Man United sent a letter round scolding their fans after they played Wolves because they were singing songs mocking a player's height. Apparently that's height discrimination and is considered "hate speech" by football authorities.

wanna try this

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The potatoes look really good how were they done?

Nice. Could scran some of Emma Watson’s poo right now myself.

Please answer this question:

eugenics is natural selection without the natural

You simply can't suffer in America.

>richmond thin sausages
yuck disgusting worst sausages around

Like everything else in the world in 2022 football is now totally pozzed

Yeah it's grim. Literally the most fun thing about going to a match is changing horrible shit while you're pissed up

Gonna cry?

No.

colt 45 and 2 zig zags
baby that's all we need

yeah actually then get angry and throw a narna at a wog

more surface area per volume
sausage and waffles would be fat sausage, I'm not mental

me mate dave down the bookies said it was

Spain freak having a conversation with himself AGAIN

Support your local team do you, Paddy?

There's a big tree outside my house and it's been swaying pretty badly over the last two storms and this one tonight is meant to have winds picking up in the middle of the night.

If it falls it will go straight into my room.

I don’t watch soccer but I’m just observing that like everything else it’s pozzed, I’d maybe tune into the odd Celtic game but old firm isn’t as pozzed

youtu.be/N31xr5rTa4g

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>I’d maybe tune into the odd Celtic game but old firm isn’t as pozzed

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Within the Germanic people they were actually quite equal

Added the Winston Churchill statue

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spainlad mate please stop, I’m beginning to seethe and cope really badly

Never had richmond thin sausages, but assuming that they are substantially the same as the thick ones in terms of recipe, they must be dogshit. Fucking 43% meat tasteless dogshit.

it's actually really goof

What fucking food do I eat if I'm diabetic

>goof
fucked it up didn't you?

for me? rangers

Nandos only

lose a load of weight quickly and you can put it into remission

russian invasion is IMMINENT
could happen AT ANY MOMENT

anything you want with a metformin chaser

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Nah I don’t know for sure if Emma knows about my posts but I’d say there’s a reasonably high chance she does.

yeah was teenths when i started but it's been tenners a g since like 2008

There's many that feign enjoyment
From merciless employment,
Their ambition was this deployment
From the minute they left the school.
And they save and scrape and ponder
While the rest go out and squander,
See the world and rove and wander
And are happier as a rule.

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Bullets.

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Fuck didn't hear about this baby p thing until now

I like silly wizard too

richmond are dogshit lad get yourself to a real butchers and pick up some chipolatas

I was reading about how in Iran, they changed the name of the street that the British embassy is on to "Babbisandz Street" or something (after Bobby Sands), literally just to piss off the British

I believe the British embassy then decided to create a new entrance to the building on a different street, and blocked the old entrance, just so they wouldn't have their address as "Babbisandz Street"

the scouse man and the pulses he raises, ill never understand this

you fuckin goof

Thoughts on smokers?

Think I have finally figured out why I am miserable in life
I am waiting around for things to happen and putting off doing things I want to because they seem like somewhat of a waste of money or a moderate amount of effort

>goof

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Mental how women have a warm, self lubricating hole between their legs that is LITERALLY made for sticking your cock inside. Even squeezes it and milks every drop of cum out of your balls.

EVERY woman you meet has one of these tight little sex holes between their legs

Mind blowing desu

9 wanks this weekend

Out of curiosity, if it's archived, as I wasn't here for the get.

She probably doesn't. But you should contact her management saying you want her poo and post the reply here. Hopefully they would reply with something, even if it's just a corporate response.

>being a lazy piece of shit makes your life miserable
wow who would have thought

BOTTLE OF FAWTY OLD INGISH ATE HUNNID

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you cant just let a man starve himself to death for news headlines its fucking wrong

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This was me except I waited around a long time and something good did eventually happen and I have a decent and pretty fun life now lmao

it's complicated

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