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Encountered my first furry in the wild today and I'm scarred

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australia is an absolute waste of space
it's strange that new zealand is alright but then you have australians and they are just utter cretins

i accept your concession too

>What did I learn
the price of cocaine

>shopping for shirts
>came across this chubby bastard
screeching
if he can be a model then why can't I?
what are even the requirements anymore?

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>gets debunked twice
>ahh you must be Chinese which is why you have intellectually defeated me
the western cuckold mindset

dairy is a culinary crutch

autism

I'd gladly visit Aus. once this whole Covid shit calms down

*strolls towards you border*

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I installed a camera in the Livingroom and caught my husband making out with the babysitter

do chinese people like dairy yet?

you dont need to marry but it does help provide 'evidence'
you need more evidence than just that though
england is a lot easier than aus/nz however, my mate moved to the uk and married a british girl
he did have to have a few interviews including one before getting married where they asked him some questions about their relationship
he already had a job lined up but i hear if your partner is NEET you need to have a certain earnings threshold to support the both of you, right?

Oh yes, oh yes

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you are a fucking joke of a person then

>plus size

browsing the section for tubby boys are you?

Did you make it?

going to post this again so that the soviet loving mong gets it properly down

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powerful scene this

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is the new matrix any good?

They doubted Kane.

he's just an edgy contrarian twat

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hey im from there

mad how australia is britain but just better in every conceivable way

nah, unless you're watching with mates to shit on it

MAN SHITTY GETTING TRIPLE DICKED BY THE YIDS

I'd name a vapid womens magazine that this could be a story in, but I don't know any

my extreme girth is due to cultivated mass thanks to bulking
not the same as being a fatty

no

is leftymong still going on about le boris parties

when's the last time city lost at home

australia is a fucking joke of a country, no history or culture, genuinely just americanised idiots who pretend they're british

sometimes I forget how cool I am
I wish I could just get over this self hatred. I’m based

>var ruins it
;'(

dirty bulking are you tubby boy?

>I wish I could just get over this self hatred
You're english, that's not possible.

dunno about the rest of the world, but the general consensus here is it's very hot, and it's full of animals that want to murder you

this desu the elites deserve to party while our grandparents die alone

you're mental if you think Spurs are winning this

wahgwarn bloodfire posse?

/brit/ highlight of the week: My wordle from Wednesday
Acquired five (you)s and some jolly banter

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Holy PENG

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Ultimately it's difficult to get people to support communism when their salary depends on not supporting it.

ah yes i live in a grim shithole but at least it’s got history!

>cultivated mass
Start harvesting

also skin cancer

how much of a baby do you have to be to think the prime minister should be treated the same as a mong like you

it wine night WINE NIGHT

the most notable thing about australian history is that american soldiers went there and fucked the women before they went off to the pacific theatre, australian men are such a fucking joke that they ended up raising the children

similar to mine

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or anything at all under those circumstances
people that give up all their earthly possessions to live in a monastery or something are somewhat of an outlier

haha yes hoe xx

I'm going to the Daintree Rainforest

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youtu.be/SUJLzC1xZ98

Bit cheaper in Colombia compared to here tbf tho

if you care about anything that happened before your lifetime you’re a virgin guaranteed

the queen sat alone at her husbands funeral but Bojo and his mates got to drunkenly grind on each other

Communism isn't living in a monastery lol. But certainly the rich sponges should be dispossessed.

kek. love harry hill

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cataracts?

bit of an interesting one

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It's a bit too hot which is a dealbreaker but otherwise basically true

Just refuelled the George floyd sex arse.

yeah great ball kick there

tacitly doing a poo

Business idea:

A good news channel for good news

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