Was he Austrian (German) or Italian?
Ötzi
Tyler Howard
Carter Reyes
is he okay
Isaiah Peterson
he dabbin
Hunter Morgan
Didn't get his booster
Jaxson Rogers
Healthiest austrian
Angel Gutierrez
JERKYD
Jonathan Anderson
he came from Sardinia iirc
Dylan Martin
Italian, probably.
Liam Campbell
i did a presentation about him when i was 10
Jason Foster
looks 100% Russian
Grayson Gray
who or what am I looking at?
Matthew Roberts
> study reveals Otzi last meal was beans, berries and seeds, by doing a CAT scan of his colon
> Italian word for seed is "seme"
> some American web journal pick up the news saying that they found semen in Otzi's cornhole, and that the reason was running away and killed was homophobia, making him the first victim of LGBTQ+ hate in history
Luckily they admitted the mistake. I'd be pretty pissed off if some scientist 3000 years from now would call me a faggot by analyzing my butt
Nathan Cox
>English education
Cameron Anderson
Yeah, they can find that out by looking at your flag
Daniel Long
topfuckingkek
Mason Hernandez
I remember reading about that nigga in one of those yellow National Geographic book magazine things in elementary school
Tyler Hughes
Ancient murder mystery. Somebody chased my poor boy Otzi up into the mountains and pelted him with arrows. Craziest thing is that they didn't recover the arrows or take any of his shit though, no context as to why he got murked. Maybe he was a good boy that dindu nuffin, maybe he was town rapist chased into the mountains.
Aiden Flores
neither he was pre-indo european
Easton Adams
very well preserved hunter gatherer corpse
Henry Collins
paleo italian g2a
Dominic Edwards
He was American, born and raised.
Kevin Price
He was Austrian but with more EEF ancestry than the average Austrian
Austin Phillips
He was mutt, like ancient and modern austrians