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Feel like a revolution is in order but I'm too lazy so can someone else get it going

>there's a slight problem with, with, with, with the sweating... um... because I, I, I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don't sweat...um... or I didn't sweat at the time.

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post that webm, you know the one

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Should I finish off this bottle of rum? (I'm on holidays)

tonights scran: pizza
after scran activities: pooing a large poo

what's the problem he's clearly not sweating in that picture on the left

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Has independent Ireland ever fought in a war?

Sell your arse and mouth on webcam for ££££

In this pic it looks like there might be sweat under his armpit

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Woman + lightbulb?

Poor Tim

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Think how good you'll feel tomorrow morning if you don't drink it though buddy. You'll be able to seize the day and change your life

umm what the fuck

drone shooting tiny bullets at pregnant sentenelenese women while their technologically inferior husbands scramble for their flimsy bow and arrows and I'm laughing, laughing from thousands of miles away, like a god

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That's classified

clutching at straw you disgusting ape

You don't really need the photo to prove absolute bullshit untrue. If I told you grass was purple, you wouldn't go to the window and look, would you? You'd tell me I'm wrong and correctly so.

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haha are they doing the ymca

how do you know his claim about not being able to sweat is untrue though?
everyone has seen grass, not everyone has seen prince andrews medical records

very tempted to do this walk over summer

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might go rambling

spilt yoghurt all over her haha, embarrassing

Anyone ever raped someone or been raped

What was it like

>Bruce Mouat
>Grant Hardie
>Bobby Lammie
>Hammy McMillan, Jr.

These are all Scottish men below the age of 30. Why do they have names like 70 year old pensioners?

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I
CANT
SWEAT

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Ive been to cockermouth

>You'll be able to seize the day and change your life
Already done that mate

Single worst experience of my life. They wouldnt stop crying

don't sweat it

Prefer the australian version

Nowt wrong with any of this

does fingering my m8s mum when she was passed out drunk when i was 13 count as rape?

Why is the BBC and the rest of the establishment media in this country trying so vehemently to get the monarchy abolished?

So you believe that he couldn't sweat? Moronic ape

youtu.be/PE4KacfGQII

got the best pizza i've ever had when i was in cockermouth last year
can't remember the name of the shop but it was roughly opposite wordsworths house

From Shitterton to Twatt, Britain is the finest land the world has ever seen

Bing it

Accidently sold myself into slavery

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LOL

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Probably

Would be pretty cool if you were the one being raped but the rapist ended up crying

cockinmymouth? do brits really?

Irrelevant to the veracity of the claim.

is mihai actually a bender or does he just pretend to be one

Got the vaccine?

I said there MIGHT be sweat under his armpit

prefer not to say

Spent £21.50 on a chinky last night

Just ignore him, lads

Don't be shy

what you get?

Greggs have released a clothing line in primark
Oh god I can't stop laughing
The North of England is going to be full of plebs wandering around in Greggs tracksuits.
Imagine paying to be a walking advertisement for a shitty chain bakery

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Used to love going to Fistinmyarse-by-the-sea when i were a kiddie

d'aww what a cute gay couple x

*pops my head through the door*
diego in?

The next 3 posters have been raped in the mouth

Over the last 24 hours my thoughts keep returning to this photo. I think it is one of my favourite ones of Emma.

It wasn't taken using a fancy camera or in a studio with perfect lighting - but I think what makes a photo great (or artworks in general) has more to do with whether it tells a story or it is had the power to challenge the viewer or make them feel something.

The photo is of Emma leaning on an ordinary family car, wearing little or no makeup, adorned not with a tennis racket or fine jewellery but in normal everyday clothes - it is a photo of Emma the young woman, not Emma the tennis superstar or Emma the fashion model.

It captures a scene that most or all of us have faced in our lives - the moment at an airport or train station where we have to say goodbye to those that we love. Looking at this photo makes me think back to the times in my life when I was in a similar situation and what I felt then - different emotions for different goodbyes but encompassing many of the things that make us human from excitement at what is to come, through to doubt, sadness and fear.

The photo is also a story of change. Emma is leaving behind her home and going on adventure abroad for six weeks. I think of the adventures I have been on - the ones that went well, the ones that didn't. The ones I wish I hadn't taken, and maybe more so the ones I wish I had. These journeys, these goodbyes at airports, are often some of the more pivotal moments in our life, times when we make a choice and the story of the rest of our lives diverges for better or worse.

Emma stares straight into the camera as she gives not a grin but a wistful smile... Which of the range of possible emotions was she feeling when this photo was taken? Mixed emotions perhaps? Love for her father behind the camera and her mother in the car. Sadness at having to say goodbye. Excitement at what is to come. Only she knows for sure.

And there we have it, a simple photo but one that says so much,to me at least.

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What did you get

Might get one tonight, the spare ribs at my local are to die for

mad how this genuinely takes you to all the parts of the uk worth seeing

Should I move to France, lads?

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mommy

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Which one lads?

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I'm unironically copping the greggs trainers and there's nothing you can do to stop me
btw mumberg is going chippy today

Pretty cheap, just a handy or?

Seaweed (deep fried crispy green)
Chicken with fresh ginger and spring onion
Salt and chilli squid
Fried rice

howling

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All of them

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missus making me some lunch and gonna play with my penis later. You lads should get a gf it's pretty good

she's actually quite ugly

Can't believe the UK is a real place gov.uk/government/people/eric-pickles

*Chipper you fucking retard

>poppadom chin

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Screeching

honestly if all trannies looked like this and in general put as much effort as possible in to being feminine and didn't expect the world to accommodate them i wouldn't mind them

fuck up bruce

not bad for 20 quid lad, local place near me is robbery

>Reading the ol' news
>Saw that bit about the shark death in Australia yesterday
>Turns out he was a Brit
Bros...

Don't think most of the posters here are interested in having girlfriends, mate.

What's that

this needs to be made illegal

cant you just say chinese mate
no need to be racist

This. We want boyfriends

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Oh I don't it, lad. They will (ironically) sell like hot cakes among northerners. They already love dressing like plebs, and they eat Greggs almost exclusively, probably why heart disease and life expectancy in the North is so much higher than the South. Makes sense to sell them clothes too

this is why kids should be allowed to take hrt before puberty, you get much fitter trannies out of it

I work from home full time now. Get paid loads to do like 2-3 hours work a day. Currently watching YouTube, wanking and shitposting while writing a line of code every hour

Work smart not hard.

Might do some ket tonight wygs?

need to be more sexually active i reckon

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sometimes like pushing me nob inside of me and then rubbing it with one finger as if it were a clit
not gay tho just like to shake things up a bit

What are the best seasons of Top Gear

You need stringing up

only swedish one is a tranner

yes daddy

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false

they all are, just the swedish one gets posted on here all the time

Who is he and what did he do
If it's yet another fake slandering rape case then get rekt niggers lol it's fake she's a whore and he never raped anyone case closed

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Phwoar name?