Why do Americans sound so cute and based when speaking Spanish or Portuguese?

Why do Americans sound so cute and based when speaking Spanish or Portuguese?

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give us something to read in spanish

is this what unitedstatians think?

>a veces sueño que tengo novia pero soy demasiado autista para tener novia guapa. Sin embargo, me gusta mirar a las guapas por el internet. ¿Y a ti?

>unitedstatians
Only low self esteem brazilians say this unironically. Your people love our accents.

>t. unitedstatian
only low self esteem unitedstatian even care

2D son superiores

>I know you are but what am I?

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r8

unitedstatians*
sorry. esl

It's ok BR bro. It's only bantz. I still love you. Now give me something to read in your language

You speak like a Russian wtf

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Here we go

Make a vocaroo saying "buceta rosa"

A aranha arranha a rã.
A rã arranha a aranha.
Nem a aranha arranha a rã.
Nem a rã arranha a aranha.

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>lo califica
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Why r u black?

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They look retarded
Everything a american does looks retarded

Hi mental outlaw

>2D son superiores
Testosterona baja

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they don't

Kek, everyone says I sound like mental outlaw. I can kind of hear it now desu
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i read it pretty robotically maybe that's why
yours sounds better than mine blackbro

>checked
Mío suena como mierda y estudio el español jajajaja

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wtf it's perfect I wasn't expecting that