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>order pizza
>it comes with free, unsolicited garlic bread
fucking great, what am i supposed to do with this

she was only 17 and a half years old you SICK FUCK

Made a cock out of myself while pissed last night threatening violence unto others. Spent all day lingering in bed with a nasty hangover wanking to deranged pornography. Just ate a feed of grease and shit. I am not a member of the human race today.

Tax payers of Britain will still continue to line the pockets of royals, even prince andrew, even after he has been exposed of noncing. The state of you chaps. Cackling here right now.

By being a royal

Here he is in London without a tie, despite saying he always wears a tie when out in London (which is why the photo of him, tieless, with Virginia Roberts, must be "fake")

And it looks like he might be sweating too, even though he apparently couldn't sweat

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Yum!

dead yanks subedish

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ungrateful little fucking scrote.

there are no laws for the rich

cutie

eat it mate
thats the usual go to

David Ray Griffin (born August 8, 1939)[1] is an American retired professor of philosophy of religion and theology and a 9/11 conspiracy theorist.[2] Along with John B. Cobb, Jr., he founded the Center for Process Studies in 1973, a research center of Claremont School of Theology that seeks to promote the common good by means of the relational approach found in process thought.[3]

Griffin has published numerous books about the September 11 attacks, claiming that elements of the Bush administration were involved.[4] An advocate of the controlled demolition conspiracy theory, he was a founder member of Scholars for 9/11 Truth.[5]

having a heckin thinkerino

tax exempt are you?

Just screenshotted this and posted it on a server with thousands of people. I'm not joking.

Prince Andrew is only guilty of being a mong

voca.ro/1iww0sDOQVsH
voca.ro/1iww0sDOQVsH

mad how the queen is paying andrews sex fines

i didn't order it
i ordered my own sides that i actually wanted
and pizza style garlic breads are fucking wank
will probably have it for breakfast, no way i'm finishing the whole lot tonight

He shagged a 17 year old thats not being a nonce that is being a man.

give it to this guy: he fucking needs it

thoughts?

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I don’t care

The real Mikey is borderline retarded let's be real here.

you probably ordered something disgusting and the delivery man was just helping you get some taste

She's THAT desperate to celebrate her 70th jubilee thing

Yes
Sounding awfully rehearsed there lad. Sputtering at your poofter voice. Cringey yank dosser

sort it out though you fucking mong, how old are you?

Housepricemong we need you in here

genuinely don’t care that prince andrew shagged a 17 year old

wait till michael learns about value added tax

...

We've all been there

I'm a Geordie and I fucking despise this shithole of a city. Let it sink into the sea.

>Yes
lol no.
you know whats even funnier? a foreigner lining their pockets. state of you, cuck.

he’s my bank

Happens every once in a while pal

At least I'm not a retarded gyppo living in a fucking trailer

the gf as it were

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If you came up to me starting out in town I would crush your fucking trachea kid

*gives you an Irish vat number*
Oh no no no. Remind me again why I post with you know nothing retards. Do you even know how to bypass paying vat on a new vehicle? kek

hard to know if he's baiting with it all. is his gimmick trying to convince people he has a learning disability?

vocaroo.com/17CrsdqLO39q

she was trafficked though

what's so wrong with it?

contemplating belgians

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Not true. Latinas hate wh*te boys.

Doubt it mate

Newcastle is one of the better cities in the North what are you on about

this is mikey

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me, contemplating a belgian bun

Give me your address then

don’t care

Mikey knows how to stir the runts nest

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Should I get kebab again?
When is it too much kebab?

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remember when mikey sperged out and went to warrington with a crossbow

You’re brain dead. Your life revolves around an Internet forum. Suit you better acquiring a skill, a trade, earning a few quid, no?

Yanks are making fun of us again

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It looms

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>gets offered a job she then accepts and gets paid for it
"trafficked"

what by embarrassing himself for the hundredth time?

whos stoked about the charlesian era
youtube.com/watch?v=Brj8d5HKpEs

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that's where poo belongs
in my arse, baby yeah

You cannot suffer in Houghton Regis, Dunstable, East of England, Great Britain.

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'

still hard to believe that hahaha

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oh no she was trafficked in a private jet and got her feet massaged by Matt Groening and Quentin Tarantino the horror. THE HORROR

.. .. dinner making .. ..

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obese

corr would love to spaff inside them

might go to the 'sco and purchase some strong cider

just sucked a poo back up my arse

based timmy carbloading for his walks

yanks be like "I have azzma"

How can you embarrass yourself on Any Forums? For to feel embarrassed you’d have to be emotionally invested in it in the first place. A substitute for social interaction. Is that what it is for you? Must be, if you think someone can be embarrassed on here. Please God, I’m begging you, go out the door walk down the street and have sex you utter virgin

what a monster

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brought to you by the same people who made an entire generation of coomers think that the BBC wasn't just an acronym for the British Broadcasting Corporation. literal children. wait till they here about Virgin.

janny exposing himself as a massive newcunt with this deletion. state of him

Pasta AND rice

too white to be him

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that dinner looks great except for the peas

>pasta AND rice
Too many carbs Tim
He loves his Sky Sports though doesn't he

was it all the way out first or only turtleheading

getting STEAMING tonight

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shut the fuck up

maybe spend this upcoming ban reflecting on the way you live your life little boy xx

At this point I reckon she should just retire. Spend the last few years eating buns in bed and stroking corgis and things like that.

On this day in British History

>1646 – The Battle of Torrington takes place in Devon, it was the last major battle of the first English Civil War.
>1742 – Spencer Compton, Earl of Wilmington, becomes British Prime Minister. He is considered to be Britain's second PM.
>1923 – Howard Carter unseals the burial chamber of Pharaoh Tutankhamun.
>1940 – World War II: Altmark incident: The German tanker Altmark is boarded by sailors from the British destroyer HMS Cossack. 299 British prisoners are freed.
>1962 – The Great Sheffield Gale impacts the United Kingdom, killing nine people; the city of Sheffield is devastated, with 150,000 homes damaged.

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that post hit a nerve didnt it lmao

are goths still a thing

haven't seen a goth irl for like ten years

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The peas are the only part that look edible.

Post heel turns, lads.

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would love to play golf with tim