Russia is invading today. Which side will you join?

Russia is invading today. Which side will you join?

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Wont happen

Two more weeks bro

They invaded 11 hours ago, news travels slowly from the third world

i will surrender to nato soldiers

I was on the
>ye m8 definitely gonna happen 2 more weeks lmao
bandwagon, but when I got home from grocery shopping today and saw the flag in half mast my heart sank for a bit.
(it was for some fireman's death, rip)

Time to drive to Russia to buy goods when the Ruble collapses.

>Which side will you join?
Huh?

Meds

In a war there is more than 1 side my 4 year old friend
Now pick a side

>pick a side
I'm not sure I understand.

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It won't happen G*rmany already betrayed Europe and signed agreement with R*ssia like before WW2.

Germonkeys have agreed to not allow new NATO members so Putler got his will.

I watched documentaries on ww2. I'm going to wait till the last minute then join the victors.

any day now bro
just wait
trust american media

>mfw too fat to be drafted
Who's laughing now, faggots?

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anyyyyyy minute now!

tech savvy? used to sitting and staring at screens 24/7 and pissing in a bottle?
it's the drone troops for you, son

You'll fit right in.

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Why can't you guys just get along? Is this what you elected putin for?

Have fun getting your balls zapped in Guantanamo, Yorgi

I take my medication diligently, thank you very much.
When I was a kid my dad used to tell me that if I was still fat when it was time to be called to war, the army would just slam me in the stomach with a rifle butt until I was thin

>Putler
Isn't this something people say on Reddit?

>elected

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They have elections no?

I wouldn't know since I don't use it. I trust your word. Reddit copies a lot of stuff from imageboards and other places on internet.

Man, it’s just gypsy business. Nobody in Russia really care about this media war. Putin wants some respect, merica wants some market get crashed and so on. Even if something appear there will be lazy fight like Armenia. Did you hear about Armenia? Suspect no.

Bolsonaro Will stop Russia. That's why he's there.

HOLY SHIT THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP RUSSIABRO I TURNED ON CNN AND ARMENIA JUST GOT NUKED

Anyways, can I get a visa? Schengen visa doesn't mean I'll live in Finland (I won't because I don't speak your language)

Just do it :/

>Putin wants some respect,
Then why doesn't just make Russia great again?