Discovering /brit/ edition
/brit/
Connor Murphy
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Hunter Baker
accidentally left the heater on overnight
dadberg is going to be FUMING
Ethan Allen
not my culture being slowly eroded over time because i live 6000 miles from the source
Julian Ward
Toil commences for another day...
Mason Harris
Why would you do exams in February?
Henry Thompson
what did you leave him on there
Is the urn made of plastic
Ian Rogers
not me thats one day going to evolve into a brown person because i live in a country with far too much sun
Colton Foster
Easton Hughes
Need a Raven gf
Luis Perry
Negrosis of the flesh
Gabriel Morgan
yup living the fucking dream
Liam James
Kids are sayin' YEAH HUH you round eyed throwback
Adrian Ross
To remove tonsil stones I press the base of the tonsil firmly with my index finger then slowly push upwards. This action pushes the contents of the tonsil sac up towards the tonsil opening.
Next, I get a cotton bud with the cotton end removed (I run it under hot water for a few seconds and it comes off easily). I then bend the plastic tip between my teeth to create a hook shape and use this to grab the bits of tonsil stone that have emerged.
Repeat a few times until no more debris come out.
>What about the gag reflex
It did take a little time to lose this, but I kept at it because the alternative would have been to leave these nasty things inside my mouth.
Isaiah Murphy
quite a big fan of proxy paige's arsehole myself
Carter Diaz
sucking a sea squirt
Nicholas Miller
Not a fan of her prolapse scenes
Adrian Jones
LIV
ERP
OOL
mad how this peng building is just abandoned and derelict
Aaron Fisher
Trading blows with this lad later what am I in for
Adam Ortiz
Need a raven gf lads
Blake Collins
...
Adam Murphy
hate hate HATE admitting my mistakes
Robert Garcia
I'm based.
Aaron Howard
sounds like women after they get married
Liam Cook
might do a whip around among some of the villagers and see if we can't raise a few quid to help the poor souls who live in Liverpool
Hunter Taylor
Her gloryhole scenes are kino. Nina Chrome and Charlotte Sartre are better alt girls though
Aiden Martinez
Remember when memes looked like this
Andrew Anderson
peng
reminds me of /u/impossiblepig666
Jonathan Gonzalez
depressionberg been doing a number on me recently
Brody Hill
....yh
Matthew Parker
stay strong laddy
Cooper Brown
Fuck off tonsilmong
Angel White
they are still that except now the text is at the top and the background is white
Julian Hughes
>Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle
Matthew Thompson
yeah blud
that drawings pend blud
Lucas King
Stop watching porn lads it's bad for the mind xx
Bentley Sanchez
>pull on my Clarks Beeswax desert boots, black rip-knee slim jeans, my white oxford shirt and cap it off with my green bomber jacket (size medium) from ASOS
>make sure X-Factor semis are set to record on the Sky+HD box before heading out
>lock the door of my 2-bed Barratt New Build behind me
>hop in the VW Golf 2015 TDI 2.0 purchased on a finance agreement
>the missus gets in the passenger seat
>set off on our second trip to IKEA in 2 weeks
>have a wander round the aisles
>debate with the missus whether or not the MALM set of drawers we have in the lounge is too obviously from IKEA and if we should be shopping at somewhere like Oak Furniture Land these days instead now we can afford it after her promotion to Assistant Staff Call Co-ordinator at the call centre
>buy a new desk lamp and potted cactus near the end to have something to make the trip worth while
>grab a bag of mini Daims as well for when we're watching X-factor later
>drop the missus off home
>boost into town, pushing 40 in the freshly paved streets of my exclusive barrat estate because I know there's no cameras
>head over to Smithy's barbershop
>get my usual mates-rates weekly skin-tight-to-number-2 fade undercut from Smithster himself
>meet up with Calum and Smithster in spoons and sink a few jars over the footie
>head to the toilet and take a snap of my new haircut with my dick out and send it to the 19-year-old I've been texting for the last 3 days
>head home in the car
>stop in at Raj Mahal's Curry House en route
>pick up a Jalfrezzi and a Korma with rice, poppadoms, tub of extra sauce, veggie pakora and a special nan
Angel Anderson
where's the proof?
Noah Richardson
good place to set up the /brit/ commune
Nathaniel Sullivan
Juan Lewis
Sebastian Bennett
Need a Raven gf
Jace Wood
HOLD THE DOOR THE URUK-HAI ARE CHARGING
Zachary Moore
Cooper Scott
I have no idea who these people are or what's going on.
Austin Garcia
don't know who either of them are
Jose Smith
The /brit/commune is to be in the Scottish Highlands
Liam Rivera
2>3>1 simple as
Bentley Ward
these guys know porn peoples names and think cartoons are peng
oh my days
yo, lose your fucking virginity yeah? stop being a fucking virgin yeah?
Julian Myers
HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
Cameron Long
i see and this is a bad thing yes?
Nicholas Hughes
seethe
Ayden Sanchez
as long as it's local to an aldi
Brody White
make me
Angel Barnes
ah yes "economists"
Andrew Gray
HAVE SEX FA M
she cant see you through the screen she doesnt know you exist
shes getting roasted by my man thats out there putting food on the table for his family doing horrible shit in the sex industry
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL
Jack Morgan
Why are people obsessed with politics? Mentioning right wing/left wing this and that constantly…btw this is in real life not online
Lincoln Phillips
no
Brandon Sanchez
Me and the lads dismantling Rorke’s fragile masculinity
Dylan Sanchez
What we do is sell the moon and then hold an owners' meeting on-site without telling them there's only enough fuel in the rocket to get them there
Joseph Carter
I don't think people in the 90s and earlier were anywhere close to as bothered about politics as they are now
Jose Torres
Dylan Gutierrez
I just want to grill God damn it
Ryan Wood
Me on the left
Matthew Reyes
leftypols motherland
Jeremiah Baker
>The Adam Smith Institute believes the satellite 239,000 miles away should be divided into parcels of land each of which is assigned to a different country.
>Nations would then be able to rent out smaller plots to tycoons and businesses.
I'm not against this but there will clearly be issues.
Kayden Lopez
PSG burger and chips, merci
Jason Sanchez
That’s breckie sorted out de lads
Henry Clark
need all teenagers stamped out so we can start over
Nathaniel Hill
do you lads know what sort of porn your mates are into?
John Thompson
we used to watch porn together at uni
Chase Gutierrez
...nh...
Juan Thompson
Does my fucking head in honestly. People obsessed with politics are the worst people on the planet to talk to. I wish I could just tell them to shut the fuck it but I’m too polite.
William Johnson
I have no idea but for me it’s
>WMWF
>WMAF
>WMLF
>WMBF
Jeremiah Turner
lmfao actually getting angry
Calm down FATTY don't have a heart attack
Easton Price
You must really have a thing for white dicks
Brayden Myers
alri
Logan Edwards
I am a European man
Jordan Perry
Lucas Cox
this, and people that read the news like it matters
Logan Scott
ever wank together? reckon it’s starting to get slightly bent at that age
Henry Perry
Mogs 95% of British women
Elijah Turner
Well that explains it
No judgement mate, you do you
Means more girls for the rest of us hey
Luis Collins
Okay wasn’t expecting this response but alright
Robert Gomez
For me, it's Blackfire
Jacob Jenkins
Weebs need a bullet in the fucking head.
Blake Lewis
book an eye test thats clearly a man
Easton Diaz
no nothing like that just gather around a laptop and you woiuld take it in turn putting on your favourite scenes/girls
Ryder Morgan
Surgeryfied shellfish
Joseph Gomez
Knowing beauty when I see it doesn't make me a weeb. Especially when is the standard for women here.