You wake up in Amarillo, Texas

You wake up in Amarillo, Texas

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NOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN! I ESCAPED THERE ALREADY, DON'T TAKE ME BAAAAAAAAACK

I clock in at Strickland Propane and spend the day covering for my wacky boss then get home to my domineering wife and goofball son.

what's it like

>go to restaurant
>find out wtf grits actually are and how they taste

IT SMELLS LIKE COW SHIT

It’s just cornmeal porridge

ok

You are in the wrong part of Texas.

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>Arlen in H*uston
Arlen is literally Allen + Garland. It's North DFW from 20-25 years ago, because that's where the creator grew up in his pivotal years.
That world has essentially been completely erased, but it's still comfy

Still the wrong part of Texas you pedantic faggot.

Kill yourself, Rockets fuck - your team sucks ass and your city is an overgrown parking lot. Arlen is representing 90s DFW

I have literally no idea what faggot shit you are talking about. Fuck off and kill yourself you Californian piece of shit.

Fuck off Houstonian piece of shit, Rice lost the game as usual this season. Nobody likes your swamp shithole, there's a reason why we call it the Armpit of America
Arlen is DFW and that's that

Yellow, Texas.

Still have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

>I'm back in Texas
Nooooooooooooo
Take me back to my Minnesota

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It's Æma-rilo, not Amariio

That's on you, Houstonian. Just know that I'll be watching you. Dallas is like the great Pyramids of Giza rising from the sands of Egypt, while Houston is nothing but a pygmy perched atop Mount Atlas.

I'm from SA you inbred

Austin is comfy

somehow even worse
this is true. Austin is a better version of Dallas

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