We give western Ukraine to Poland and eastern to Russia. That's it, I solved it guys

We give western Ukraine to Poland and eastern to Russia. That's it, I solved it guys.

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And we give Spain to all the chicanos so they can leave my country.

Give Russia and Belarus to Ukraine

They reproduce asexually via spores and moisture, not possible.
Give USA to Mexico

>poland gets straight border with russia
haha ask them

Is it really so bad? I dont hate no pole I guess.

Give western Poland to Germany and eastern to Russia.

Just give Ukraine to me, I'm trustworthy.

> They reproduce asexually via spores and moisture, not possible

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>local man becomes the dictator of Ukraine for life
If only, much more trustworthy than a sucession of politics.

Based, all europe is germany and russia now

Portugal gets Western Ukraine. Russians get east. Ukraine gets belarus and that little sliver of portland.
Portugal can sell it off to get their money back the EU and europeans owe them.

>Portugal
You mean Spain: Director's Cut?

No. Portugal. Europeans owe them Trillions. The least you guys can do for the little buddies.

Dont worry we repayed them in cachopos and fabada already

Why are they working like 60 hour work weeks then?

BASED problem solver is BASED !!!!!!!!

>twitch runs a country

Well what I truly ment, to entertain a bit the idea, was a single person that couldnt leave the country he dictates. So potentially he'd see the benefit of making it prosper.

Or he could just steal everything and them leave anyway because he's the dictator and no one can stop him

But where will he live like the king he was?

What if sacrifice 1000 children a year and wire their brains into some sort of overmind that makes all the decisions? Give it microwave auditory guns and call it neo-bicameralism

i'd better carpet bomb ukraine to stone age than give even part of it poland

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Do not carpet bomb the hot ukies. Plus the eastern parts already are aligned with russia.