Norway

Ok so I've learned from Any Forums that sweden and finland are gay for each other and that swedes and danes hate each other. But what's Norway's relationship with its neighbors?

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We just want to be left alone until everyone ignores us. Then we start screaming at everyone.

we are the little brother that grown up and became better and stronger than the other 2 older brothers (sweden and denmark)

They were introduced to civilization by (Us). Our little pet project :3

Umm sweetie

Drip feeding us poor swedish workers with their oil money

We think they are cute, CUTE!

We love those gay retards but that won't stop us from making fun of them. This is a Norwegian calculator. It's very simple, like the Norwegian weather station: A string nailed to a plaque with instructions inscribed upon it stating for instance that if the string is horizontal it must be very windy.

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they see us as a bunch of dump alcoholic ignorant pheasants
which is true
just like the finns

They are all the same brown shit to me

That doesn't even make sense. The kingdom of Norway is older than Sweden, Denmark is the oldest.

Sweden has been a sovereign nation for centuries (one of the oldest countries in the world). Norway not so much

>solid state
it just occurred to me that there must've been vacuum tube calculators at some point
and that they were probably the size of a fridge

>pheasants

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Larps as most pagan norse despite converting hundreds of years before the eternal swede

almost double trips

Earliest mention of the kingdom of Norway predates the earliest of Sweden though. Being sovereign or not doesn't really matter unless there was huge cultural and ethnic changes, like with Egypt for example.

we don't hate danes for real though

also fun fact: Northern Swedes have virtually no interest in Denmark while Scanians often commute to jobs in Kobenhavn. Likewise, only people from Jämtland and the west coast really acknowledge the existence of Norway, while people in Norrland and the Greater Stockholm area relate mostly to Finland

>Being sovereign or not doesn't really matter
Thanks, I've always wanted a translation of your national anthem.

That's rich coming from Sweden

Harald Hårfarge united the whole country in 932. We didn't stop being Norway just because we were in a personal union and was invaded at a point.

we own the house. Norway pays rent and lives in it

Year 872*

seethe lol

Our best neighbour. They should switch places with Sweden.

>norway thread
>start talking about sweden
cry about it lol

Hhahahaha
Norkeks BTFO

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>buzzwords
Disappointed in you söta bror

Well you are between us and them and I want you not to be.

sorry no can do
*håller handen din*
du kan bror, du kan!