One chance at life

>One chance at life
>Parents name me Gaston

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Noooo oooone maaakes THREADS LIKE GASTON

What is the problem? Gaston is a fine French name.

>Gaston Glock

I figured it was a german (or I guess technically austrian) name,

His shitposting skills are quite LEEEEEEEEGENDARY

I'm named after Patrick Swayze in Road House

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Based parents. Every man should aspire to be like Gaston

>be american
>immediatelly think about guns

I sometimes see germans with the french version of names like Louise or Mathilde

Is this real? Proof

My grandpa's name was Gaston

That's a chad name

Get fucked bosniak, srebrenica best day of my life.

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>watching porn
>realise i could have rescued her

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Do you know how much pussy you'd pull with that name in muttmerica? Do you have a curly little mop of black or blonde hair to go with it? Pussy would rain from the sky. You'd drown in it. "Gaahstaugh-"

hon hon hon le basé
just own it bro, thank your parents

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you have the same name as my 95 y/o neighbour kek

It sounds like a drug name to me

have you been bullied because of this name?

I always thought it was spelled Gascon.

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That's not a bad name.