ESL niggas be like

ESL niggas be like

>how is it called?
>how it feels?
>how you say
>I have 24 years old
>what does it means?
>most of americans speak poorly
>I couldn't see him nor her
>why did you said that?
>I don't care about English language
>I listened the song
>I have fluency on English
>my dog is in the bed
>I go home at monday
>I was late because the traffic jam
>I will not have the possibility to go
>the movie put me happy
>I counted the sheeps
>I have lived here since 10 years
>tell me what did he say
>just explain me what happened
>he did a sad face
>I go always by car
>I hope that he make him proud
>I speak 5 idioms
>the bomb blowed up
>the audios sound very bad
>my son is on school
>until now I've done half the questions
>can't pronounce squirrel
>pronounce iron as "eye-ron"
>pronounce the l in salmon
>pronounce the final b in bomb
>pronounce the f in of like fight
>pronounce salesman as "sales-man"
>pronounce mediocre as "mehdio-kreh"
>pronounce purpose like "porpoise"
>pronounce the -ed in based like the name Ed
>can't differentiate between shit and sheet
>can't differentiate between bitch and beach
>can't differentiate between bat and bet
>can't differentiate between pull and pool
>mix idioms and words from different english dialects
>don't understand the difference between do and make
>don't understand the difference between in, at, and on
>don't understand native idioms
>don't understand modals:
>could it be possible if I can go?
>will it be possible that I can go?
>can it be possible for me to go?
>...
>but at least I know difference of "there" and "their!"

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eslbros?

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should of learn earlier in life

>learn for learned
why can't esls hear the -ed in past tense verbs?

I TRY MY BEST OK

angloids be like it's a doggy dog world nigger

Efl niggas be like this is bussin fr fr no cap

>should of
that's actually a good error to make, most english-speakers make that one regularly.

another good mistake, if you want to be perceived as white, is that you shouldn't say the N word with a hard R.
You should pronounce it "nukular".

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>nukular
literally only chicanos and black people pronounce it like this

What is wrong with "how is it called" ? Isn't it the right way to say it ? I say that all the time

You're literally asking how you call something, not WHAT that thing is called

I think you can say What's it called, alternatively or
What was it,

Usually followed by "I lost my train of thought" or "The word escapes me" if you're kind of pretentious about it

>should of
EOPs btfo

half of these is ESLs accidentally not dumbing down enough to grugspeak for anglophone monolinguals

Ok I'll try
>what is it called?
>how does it feel?
>how do you say
>I'm 24 years old
>what does it mean?
>most americans speak poorly
>I couldn't see them
>why did you say that?
>I don't care about the English language
>I listened to the song
>I have fluency in English
>my dog is on the bed
>I go home on monday I was late because of the traffic jam
>I will not have the possibility to go

I make sexy time
You make gay time

angloids be like
>how do I speak a second language lmao

fuck you esl subhumans i wish i knew where you all lived so i could set your houses on fire while you slept

I see the difference now.
Thanks, will try to remember it.

I am pretty sure I just tried to translate literally from french, as we say "comment ça s'appelle" with "comment" meaning how. I'm surprised we say it that way thinking about it now.

why you be you like that

This just looks like some pajeet English
Europeans don't speak like that

>I have fluency in English
Technically correct though it sounds weird. Most people just say “I’m fluent in English” similar to how you can say “I have a curse” but it’s better to describe yourself and say “I’m cursed”
>I have skills
>I’m skilled
>I have luck
>I’m lucky
Unless you’re talking about something physical like
>I have money
>I have a house
Or some exceptions
>I go always with my car
I always go with my car.
>I will not have the possibility to go
Nothing technically wrong it just sounds weird. You just say “I can’t go”
Other than that I think everything’s right good job user

>Or some exceptions
Like
>I have bad hearing
And
> I’m bad at hearing
Both work