Chinese history be like
>Chao ling takes power
>247 million perish
Chinese history be like
Ian Phillips
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Robert Wright
it DO be like that
Thomas Diaz
Why do Chineses die so much?
Logan Reed
>And over 10,000 people were eaten
>DECISIVE
>VICTORY
Luis Cox
European history be like
>Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner marries half sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd triggering a war between King Juan Jose Maria Rigoberto Aguascacas de Santo Domingo de los Diabetico and Pierre Richelesaux pretard je logriouxoueuraxeux establishing the Grand Duchy of Neue Ooksteinberg a tax haven with a population of 16
Isaiah Bell
that's just German history
Wyatt Ward
we should call them the Die-nese lol
Isaac Lewis
>General Ding dong with the mandate of heaven decides to break a dam causing untold numbers of Chinese casualties and collateral damage
>Calls it a water attack
Daniel Moore
Taiwanese (Han Chinese) culture be like
>When Hu Chuan was an official in Taiwan in the eighteenth year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty (1892), he discovered that there was a sale of human flesh in Puli. When the local Han saw the aborigines, they rushed to kill them. The bones of the aboriginal people are also fried to make an ointment, which is called "fan ointment." The official prohibition is invalid.
>Dr. Ma Kai’s memoir records that in 1895, "... dozens of people went there for the purpose of getting the flesh of indigenous people as food and medicine. If indigenous people was killed inland, the heart will be eaten, the flesh of the body will be cut into strips, and the bones will be boiled into glue and preserved as a special medicine for malaria.”
>In the Taisho tenth year of the Japanese occupation (1921), "Taiwan Customs" written by Kataoka Iwa (a post in the Tainan District Court) wrote: "Nantou Ting Puli Society is adjacent to the north, and if the residents kill an indigenous people, villagers came to celebrate and put the head of the indigenous people on the tip of his gun...Playing gongs and drums to cheer the villages... Someone cut and cooked the body of the indigenous people, and then sliced it for everyone to eat...".
Evan Garcia
>The bloated corpses are sliced thin, boiled and then pulverized into a fine powder. This taken with fermented ox testicle and is believed in Chinese traditional medicine to lead to a 4% reduction in constipation and increased ejaculation distance.
Jayden Smith
>Eunuchs at the Zi pi court decide the courtesans of the palace are gossiping and decide to cut off all 2000 of their feet.
Owen Young
>Ah, my greatest Admiral and one of the most decorated and intelligent men in my military
>Cut your dick off because I don't trust my concubines
Benjamin Richardson
if you guys did this, you wouldn't be having a nigger problem right now
OUT BY THE ROOTS
Josiah Martinez
>Chinese lord has a beautiful wife
>She's also a psychopath and forces him to cut open a pregnant womans stomach to "see how it works"
Noah Ramirez
The feet were then stripped of their flesh, the fat being used in palace lanterns, the ligaments being used in even more traditional medicine and the bones crafted into talismans and miniature figurines of the great Cheng Zu Fei who led the kingdom of Guangbei to victory over the armies of Beiguang. This is celebrated in the annual Guang Yi festival in rural Tsongxian county, Dongbei province, where red and gold feet are hung from lanterns and foot scented fragrances are burned. 82,020 died in 2003 when a paper lantern caught fire and emergency exit doors were installed without handles.
Andrew Harris
US history be like
>US losses: 3,000
>Enemy losses: 245,000
>Decisive US loss
Jaxon Watson
American history be like
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Anthony Wright
Angel Edwards
>US history
xD
Lucas Perez
this is a result of 5000 years of history
Jayden Wood
>Kick the shit out of the UK (jealous?)
>Kick the shit out of Natives
>Kick the shit out of Mexico (Spain, jealous?)
>Kick the shit out of Germany (jealous?)
>Kick the shit out of Japan
>Kick the shit out of Italy (he mad)
Adam Gutierrez
Cope
Nathaniel Lee
Chinese be like
>UUUUUGH DISFIGURED FEET SO HOT SO SEXY
Oliver Gutierrez
unironically whats wrong with eating human meat if you're already committing the terrible act of killing a fellow human
Lincoln Hill
>he said, coping about getting his shit kicked out by America
Jordan Harris
tiny footsies do be kinda cute tho
Nathan Butler
Uma delicia
Julian Foster
BRUUUUUUH
Brody Cooper
When will US history end
Aiden Lopez
I swear to god, some of the fucking industrial accidents in China look like straight up slap stick vaudeville humor. Just slap some old timey piano music to it.
David Collins
>led the kingdom of Guangbei to victory over the armies of Beiguang.
Lincoln Smith
I know it’s a Reddit tier video and 7 years late (seriously those live leak videos were back in 2015) but man the comment section is too dumb.
Brayden Morris
Fuck off Fukuyama.