I'm a Greek army (tank corps) conscript near the Turkish border, AMA

I'm a Greek army (tank corps) conscript near the Turkish border, AMA.

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if i come for a visit, can i shoot your gun?

MALAKA

Are you a conscript

are you excited for your salary of 8.72 euros per month?
t. air force veteran

Green or black olives?

there's nothing better than inhaling toxic aviation fuel like JP-8 and 100LL

What will be if 2 nato counties go to war?

Don't have a gun. Got exempted due to flat feet (lel). Might be able to let you shoot from the machine gun turret on the tank though.
OROSPU

How round is your ass?
Is your anal virginity still intact?
If so, Can I take it?

kek and I thought I was useless

You're that guy who just finished his training after standing outside for hours?
The machine gunner?

fuck yeah lad, wanna take a few pot shots at the t*rks

Why did you volunteer to be a conscript?

Ye.
Spend it all on contraband retsina. Fuck 'em.
Don't eat them. Bring me gas.
Idk, I'll instantly desert and migrate to Germany if/when that happens.

we have a mandatory "conscription" in gayreece for men unless you are crazy or you can act like you are crazy

You know what conscription means ?

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why does your army have a lot of M48A5?

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don't get paid for months if you can so you get many months at the same time
I got paid for 5 months so 5 x 8.72= something like 42 euros

It was a joke. :(

i will give you bigger gun if you shoot at greeks

Do you have time to shitpost meanwhile you're in the army? How does the greek army manage the time of their soldiers?

why do Greeks have a massive tank force when their country is mostly mountains?

kek tempting

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>How round is your ass?
Very.
>Is your anal virginity still intact?
Reasonably so.
>If so, Can I take it?
If you take me to dinner first.
Lel I've been parking my ass on a chair doing quartermaster and/or clerk duty for half a year now while all the seething feet-lets are out in the cold doing 6-hour patrol and gate shifts. It's great.
Nah, been seving for 6+ months now. 3 more to go. I do have some very unpleasant memoreis from my coronation training however...
Hell yeah, it's fun. You're more likely to hit some random shitskin rapefugee than an actual Turk tho.
>volunteer
>to be a conscript
Amerogre education.

Geopolitical small dick syndrome.
Like 60% of my time is laying on the ground shitposting. Bastards don't actually give us anything to do but they refuse to let us take off the uniforms or sit on the bunk beds.
See

why would you want to take off uniform? it was my most comfy clothe in my life tb.h

>why would you want to take off uniform?
Sleep, nigga.