Newcastle United edition
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Grayson Kelly
Jack Hernandez
Willy bum poo
Hudson Hernandez
Go to this Turkish barbers because they do cheap and good haircuts but it’s stunningly obvious that they’re distributing smack. You see hard cunts in there every day dropping off packages and saying “you want to count this” or the like. It’s really obvious the whole barbershop is a front, I’d be very surprised if the police didn’t know about it. Sometimes junkies gravitate around it and they let them “wash their face” in the back.
Charles James
poocastle poonited
Gabriel Hughes
Nathaniel Diaz
Ryder Ward
*whistles The Farmer in the Dell*
Bentley Gomez
Newcastle fans beat up innocent animals to cope whenever they lose to Sunderland
Jeremiah Hall
Where were you when Norf Fcloyd was brutalized by the police? Why didnt you riot?
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Sebastian Hill
need the wonky eye gf
Nicholas Thompson
>sunderland
alri helperlad
Cameron Butler
found out that its normal for muzzies to go to gender segregated schools. fucking mental
Thomas Anderson
>go into a chippy
>it's owned by Chinese people and they also sell Chinese takeaway food
>girl behind the counter speaks to you in a thick Scouse accent and says "alrite luv what can I get for yer?"
Is there a more blessed feeling? You just know you're gonna have such an incredible meal. Can't beat fried rice with proper English takeaway chips
Cameron Miller
I’m Catholic and I went to gender segregated school. That’s normal.
Charles White
screaming at the thought of some old fella trying to take on a horse
Julian Peterson
not that mental really
Christian Hall
chinese crocodile hunter that doesn't get near crocs, just blows them from away and grinds their penises into medicinal powders
Eli Richardson
The stadium is in the heart of the city. Not just metaphorically but physically.
It is a 10 minute dash from the Monument, for those who forget the time over a pre-match pint.
The hoardes of black and white shirts making their way through the city streets for their Saturday pilgrimage is the lifeblood that courses through the city's veins.
When we score the whole city hears the roar. Shopkeepers and customers turn and smile at strangers. Aye. The toon have got one.
When we have a famous victory, the bars and clubs are rocking till the late hours.
On matchdays the city buzzes with electricity. It is a coming together of the fans - who are the soul of the club.
If the stadium is moved we will lose a part of the soul of the club and the city.
And however rich and successful the club may become, it is nothing without its soul.
Aiden Diaz
I’m agnostic and I went to gender segregated school. That’s normal.
Justin Hill
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Carter Davis
Apparently 30% of Australia's population is foreign-born, but for Britain it's just 14%.
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