Russia be like
>I don't have enough banana, I need your banana too
Russia be like
Shut up piglet
No one wants your shithole
you think putin likes bananas?
Oh stop larping about the war already
Nothing us going to happen and your seething is nothing but humorous
But when why is Russia threatening nuking all of Europe just because Ukraine wants to join NATO?
What's the deal?
>No one wants your shithole
piggie piggie
If NATO deploys its war stuff in Ukraine Russian national security will be compromised and oligarchs won't be able to leech taxes off me anymore
wouldn't them join nato mean 3WW
>tf
>tp
>Russian national security will be compromised
Maybe stop acting like a retard with you foreign policy and aggressive expansionism?
>Russian national security will be compromised
But right now isnt Ukraine's national security compromised? They lost Crimea to Russia because they weren't in NATO
I know ukraine and ukrainians. Russians are no czechs and ukrainians are no slovaks. Ukrainians can reach their full potential only in restored russian empire, as a part of biggest white nation.
western lies.
Read what Putin actually said.
Russian government would obviously prefer Ukrainian national security being compromised to Russian national security being compromised
It's okay when USA does that©
Putin wanted his ratings... well this is the cursed timeline we live in bros
>white nation
2022, 2050, 2150, doesn't matter.
Russia owned lands of malorossia for centuries, one way or another it will be incorporated back. There is no other way for russian state and its interests, you know it.
All we're doing is protecting our independence from the rest of the world.
because putin doesn't want missiles 10 minutes away from Moscow probably
WE LIKE BANANAS!!!
>He cries out in pain as he strikes you
Ukrainians become white only with russian culture and history. Without it you turn into semi-asian balkan land resembling rural turkey.
Touch snow, chud.
Just don't stand in the way, it's fairly simple.
says the country with 20%+ non slavic demographic, aka semi asian
(((white nation)))
(((Russian Empire)))
(((Czar)))
(((Russian culture and history)))
I don't care, get out of my country
Move your country someplace else, like Canada or Africa, or the Moon, i don't care it's your problem.
So instead he will get them 10 mins from St Petersburg when Finland joins NATO
kek
All countries with colonial history have non white minorities. It's the way it is.
Finnland will never join NATO unless they also want to get eaten alive by russia lmao
(also Finnland has good trade relations with Russia so there's no way they'd join NATO)