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4/5 hours done on my shift, 3 of them on my phone. Honestly dont know how people do actually do work
Longest shift ive ever done is 7 hours in a 25 hour week of extremely low intensity shit where 70% is on the phone shitposting

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>janny deleted the Brit vs Aus shitfight thread
on topic, pure Any Forums not Any Forums, kys cunt

hate jannys
worthless wastes of air

whast your job

A farage. A farage. Well la de da mr french man.
>what do you call him
And ass hole

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Covid test cunts outside of a woolies meat factory. Make like 40-50 an hour too lmao

remember her?

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just found out that spaghetti western is called spaghetti western because it's produced by italians
seems a bit racist doesn't it

our nige walking away from a small plane crash is proof god loves the UK

i think the youtube rorkes were harsher on her than they needed to be tbf

i think spaghetti is an italian invention tbf

ffs howd you get it

Oh fucks sake 100% chance my mums going to give me a reddit rant about how people are racist for shitting on the new lord of the rings

the lads

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oh god don’t let rorke see this one

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listening to her rants gotta be cheaper than rent, dont like it?
move out of your parents house then

Just turned up on seek and they called me the next day and hired everyone in the zoom group interview
Look up covid marshall jobs they do them in the east coast capitals but fuck knows how much longer it'll last
Last month there were 10-20 positives a shift no theres like 1

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yeah but imagine if they made them in india and everyone called them curry westerns

I once held in a poop for two weeks and when I finally poo'd the turd had solidified and got stuck in my arsehole and no matter how much I tried to force it out I had this rock hard poo stuck in me bum.
I wound up having to pull it out, by wrapping my hand in toilet paper and grabbing it in my three-ply grip, pulling it out from my aching sphincter like King Arsethur. It slipped from my hand and landed on the tiles, and to this day I still remember the sound it made. It sounded like I dropped a marble.
Pretty sure if I held it in for another fortnight I'd have crapped out a diamond. But God, for as much as it hurt trying to shit it out, I felt great afterwards.

Any of you ever do some great poos?

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aus-rorke here (Luke)
it's funny when it happens to the paddies and yanks

I live an hour and a half away i just visit every couple of weeks

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in what way is that a "great" poo?

so desperate to be a personality