International svffering

You are a firstie.

Secondies are russians or ukrainians, balts are firsties

Usa is too difficult, we have to deal with first world problems like depression, jobs, and schooling
thirdies live simple lives farming and fighting war and arranged marriage
a better life

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Firstie:
>wake up at 5am sharp to the sound of garbage men outside and homeward drunks screaming at each other
>sit in the shower for 5 minutes with head between knees, wondering if you really need this job
>get into car
>woops, no petrol, better stop and put half a tank in
>pay the cashier £120 and say thanks, but he is too depressed to reply, he simply looks at me with his vacant, puffy, black-ringed eyes with an unspoken sadness
>sit in traffic for 2 hours, brush away gypsies trying to "wash" my windscreen with their dirty bathwater
>arrive at job, get yelled at by boss for being 3 minutes late due to living in a very time-conscious society
>work in silence, as socialisation during work hours is forbidden and most colleagues can only speak obscure eastern european languages anyway
>cry on the toilet for 20 minutes during lunch, have to work the other 40 minutes due to staff shortages
>go home at 7pm to a tiny, cold, cramped apartment that costs me 75% of my wages
>eat cold cereal for dinner at a bare wooden table underneath a lightbulb buzzing loudly

Thirdie:
>wake up whenever you feel like it to the sound of waves gently rolling against the shore and tiki-tiki music somewhere in the distance
>eat breakfast of freshly cut fruit and locally grown coffee prepared by loving mother, who you are seen as a good son for living with and taking care of
>hop on a moped and ride 10 minutes to work, waving at everyone along the way
>boss is my uncle, he tussles my hair and tells me he's proud of the man i am becoming
>sit at bar all day on the beach, flirting with cute western tourists who find my dusky complexion and smouldering brown eyes exotic and exciting
>laugh at fat firstoids getting sunburnt and overcharge them for drinks
>walk into a store after work in my shorts and sandals to purchase a beer for the ride home

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no i'm not
i live in the third world
where are my waves rolling against the shore?
where is my tiki-tiki music?
where are my fresh fruit and local coffee? Where is my loving mother?
where is my moped?
where is my beach? Where are the cute western tourists?
>where is my dusky complexion? No one finds my brown eyes exotic
>sunburnt
>shorts and sandals
it's cold here no one walks like that in here
in conclusion:
i am a thirdie and i suffer

imagine brainfog but in a third world country
idk who's the more righteous of us to khs me or you

>live in winter wonderland paradise filled with ice princesses and friendly grandparents everywhere
>"oooooh nooooooo I svffer so much"
bet you've never seen a fat person in your entire life. like genuinely obese. you dont suffer.

i don't like the cold and these so "called ice princesses". Plus we're poor
i suffer

I suffer due to poverty
Imagine not being able to afford even a fucking ps3 even in these days
I want to die

well you can always do what third worlders like us always do
pirate and emulate

most of the time I feel alright, but sometimes, like today, the loneliness gets to me

I cant afford a computer that is able to emulate ps2 games

Mexico
Yes i suffer because i dont know what to do with my life :C

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