Whenever I see British flag...

Whenever I see British flag, I automatically assume I'm talking to some pasty white English guy in his mid-20's from the posh part of London or Birmingham.
The Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish, women, migrants, other age groups, they never spring to mind.

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Their sisters are getting fucked in the ass by pakis

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I picture a Pakistani

I imagine
>20-25
>lives in the suburban ”circle” outside of the city center
>ASD type 1 or generally socially defect
>180cm tall
>pale skin
>dark brown hair
>gray or blue eyes
>quite lanky
>lives in a tiny overpriced flat
>drinks a lot
>undereats
>racist
>studies either some meme degree like linguistics or communications or theoretical physics, no inbetween
>been on the dole before

Unironically pretty close.

I've never been on the dole and I don't have brown hair.

wrong on most counts lol
>19
>uni is semi-rural
>no mental health issues
>182cm
>correct on skin, hair and eyes
>was lanky last year but quite lean now
>live in decent uni dorm
>drink a lot
>nah, I watch my calories carefully when not drinking
>not racist, just don’t like brownpipo
>study economics and french
>never been on the dole, proper tarq

>21
>yep
>aspire
>168cm (proper manlet I am)
>yep
>quite light brown actually
>greenish blue
>nope
>£370 pcm isn’t that bad
>yep
>yep
>YES
>OR and Stats is pretty good
>nope

Oh wait. I’m 22 now.

i am literally pakistani

>19
>live near a farm in West England
>socially confident
>peanut butter complexion (Igbo)
>black hair
>brown eyes
>not lanky. Weigh 108kg at 1.81m
>live in a shack
>don't drink
>not racist as I can control emotions
>don't study any of that. I am a mechanic
>yes

I am mid 20s pasty white guy in Birmingham

I'm a fat pasty NEET from inner London, but one of the poor parts, not the posh parts.

I assume you're talking to Indians living in Britain. The British have pubs to talk to, unless they're pubs with Wi-Fi.

>Posh parts of Birmingham
Lmao

it's for the best nobody thinks about northern ireland

Pussy

>posh part of Birmingham

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"Posh" doesn't apply to Birmingham in this context, only London

I imagine
>17-24
>stinky
>pale
>eats unhealthy food
>has bad breath
>argues/used to argue with parents all the time
>virgin or fucked one woman and it was awful
>has ugly teeth and they’re yellow
>incel glasses
>no chin
>has sexy accent
>from northern england

Sutton Coldfield

this

I assume that I'm talking to a scottish heroin addict

I always assume I'm talking to a bloatmaxxed pub dweller or a 2nd generation immigrant

I got hard