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I'm giving up on food and everything

if this frail breeding sack tried to apprehend me her jaw would be so shattered they'd be finding pieces for decades to come all around Britain.

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alrite chang

i had a dream the other night where my elderly father slipped getting out of the bath and bust his head open and died and it was horrific. but i actually learned from this i should make his bath safer to get in and out of. a dream literally told me something

big non-slip bath mat blasting ads directly into your dreams

You ever match with someone on tinder who is so pretty that you end up spending the entire night staring at their photos haha?

up thinking about my sister lads
love her loads but she's hated me since I was a child for some reason I don't even know
she's physically disabled too (mildly), little does she know that in the years to come my parents and my brother will ditch her, but I'll always be there for her

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put a spare towel on the floor

can just tell from this post that if you become her caregiver you're going to rape her. you sick fuck

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Love this time of night.

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Give me your address I'll slit your throat you cunt

yeah I’ve been up thinking about your sister too mate ;)

you'll do fucking nothing cripple shagger

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>You ever match with someone on tinder
hahahah yeah done this loads of times hahaha

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Any updates on postman paki? Been away from the chan for a couple of days

You too you fucking gimp. Try something. Would fucking batter you.

>you move in to uni halls
>all 5 of your flatmates are black

what do you do?
asking to switch is out of order and you know for a fact they'll be talking about the food you put in the fridge behind your back
WHAT to do?

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That right yeah?
Go on then, talking the hard man. Come to the UK I will beat you senseless you fucking soft gimp poof.
Fucking try it. I'll pay for your flight.

oh sorry mate stopped reading your post after the first line lol didn’t realise she was a mong give her my best

Got some likes on Tinder but I realized I had to pay for it then deleted it
Would have liked to seen what they looked like tho

only person i ever met named tyrone was a chad white guy we called him ty

You realise you can see the name of the person who has most recently liked you, yeah? And you can still make out who it is if you check between the people who’ve liked you and the cards you’ve got to swipe through, yeah? And if there’s someone who’s liked you who you haven’t swiped on yet, they’ll be the second card in the stack when you refresh the app 90% of the time, yeah?

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Nah had no idea, had only used tinder for like a day then just got rid of it

hardly a chad is he

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Absolutely mental that wazza is a year younger than ronaldo yet looks like he belongs in a nursing home

todger lopping

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson.

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>standard spellbook at barrows in current year
ngmi

Not a uni gimp

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Aussie lads redpill me on this. Who's gonna win? Who do you want to win?

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