So Greeks truly did everything first?

Can >you think of one thing they didn't do first

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First McDonald's

Reconquer Constantinople.

>one thing they didn't do first
heterosexual sex

They probably knew gunpowder recipe but disnt share it to anyone
They probably knew clockwork but disnt share it with anyone

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_Empire

they reconquered it first from the latin empire, try again

They didn't even come up with the Pythagorean theorem first kek

>they knew X but didn't want to share it or write it down or even implement it
>trust me bro

get a load of this uncultured swine

>israel says it has no nuclear weapons so its true

I believe my Jewish brothers.

Conquer the entire Mediterranean

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Hey I love the greeks, but I'm not gonna overrate them like other retards do

They should have finished the job. Germanics and Celts were a mistake and do not deserve anything they currently have

go to space

Based retard

Which country invented heterosexuality?

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>Germanics and Celts were a mistake and do not deserve anything they currently have
Seethe cope and dilate. If Germanics didn't take over, Europe would've turned into China 2.0 or West Arabia. Take your pick.

Being straight

Circumcision

Babylon didn't do anything Babylon hadn't already done.

invent writing
'' the wheel
'' farming

We did

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_fire
the motherfuckers had a flamethrower, a bit of gunpowder doesn't seem so out of place