/brit/

corr punching a bit my lad haha x

>Disgraced former Labour peer Lord Ahmed of Rotherham has been jailed for five and a half years for sexually abusing two children in the 1970s.

walked down the stairs just now

I've literally had sex on that bed, with those legs wrapped around my back

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>vaccine doesn't stop transmission
wtf bro why are you giving medical advice stfu you aren't a doctor

Taking out a loan from the government to buy blankets.

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farted out my arse just now

I saw that. Is Rotherham a hotbed for this shit or something?

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Mate, is that an actual bulge? I thought your “gf” being a tranny was a joke what the fuck lad that’s grim and you’re a weird cunt

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spent a few hours trying to get the opening guitar down from snow (hey oh) by RHCP lads
it's fucking tricky

some people are born ugly
some people are born handsome
for me it's ugly

genuinely pretty fit desu

fuck off turbo

Cooking the dinner how is it looking lads

every town and city with muslims had grooming gangs.

alri mirror

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Any pics of her arse lad?

designed a new flag for norn
the irish flag represents the irish
the orange represents the ulster-scots
and the white represents peace between them
thoughts?

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>the HRT patches
lmao

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if you don't get into drunkern arguments with the kebab man are you even british?

They're specifically Mirpuri Pakis. Fucking awful things. Worse than gypsies.

youtu.be/jcjRGiQFVkY

No she's actually trans.
Yeah, here you go lad

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you love arguing don't you

the lunch, as it were

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He unironically wearing a Christmas jumper in February?

no (lol)

state of those feet

Grim grim grim Jesus Christ you’re grim

any TOP SHAGGER man in?

gov.uk/become-magistrate

you should do this lad

he wears it all year

does she have tits

Why do south americans have shitty foam mattresses never spring ones? Dont they get back ache constantly

yes boris yano dat

He needs putting down

Yeah little HRT ones

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post her nudes you fucking faggot freak

wank me off

>yano dat
what?

>You do not need formal qualifications or legal training to become a magistrate.
huh didn't know that

fuck off mark

youtube.com/watch?v=2Tpb1XyqGOQ

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Was in the Indian after drinking the other night and these rugby lads were giving dogs abuse to the Indian fella at the counter. I’m racist but even I felt bad, they were just being plain rude barking orders at him. Two of them were South African too so you just knew their dads were proper apartheid cunts

Oh god

Right. Green tea brewing. Honey open. This is going to be a great clue gained

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stop replying to him, he's loving the attention

rip

>For the first time in the history of polling, the voters trust Labour over the Conservatives on EVERY ISSUE
It's over rorke, leftypol has the highground.

oh my days me cock is beginning to smell a bit

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I love it

more pics please

arse stinks

What

Chebs

Can't risk a ban lad, this is as far as I'm willing to go

mental how society will deem you a good or bad person depending entirely upon how you look and present yourself

then you got virgins here saying clothing and taking care of your appearance doesn't matter not knowing that attractive people can and do get away with a lot more bad shit

skips?

>Was in the Indian after drinking the other night
bent

>forgot pic

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OH NO NO NO NO

just witnessed miscegenation and homosexuality in the same television advert

*vomits profusely*

she's such a narcissist omdzzzzz

This is true but also common sense and nothing to complain about.

that's me off
enjoy your tranners

...yh

That's not the same person

saw an advert the other day for AIDS medicine with a black guy and a white guy kissing (on the lips)

fucking fit i would love to bend him over and bum his tight little arse mmmmm yes I would slap my bollocks against his corrrr yes I would nnnnn

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What are you up to tonight then /brit/?

>he thinks being attractive is more important for a man than being dominant

yeah, feminism did it's work in the west

Lads, these price hikes will literally kill me, where do I emigrate to?

My cousin always texts me nonsense because he’s mentally challenged but I feel bad if I don’t reply but at the same time it’s impossible to have a coherent conversation with him

Need them all ran over by a car as soon as possible but pheebs would probably fuck up your suspension

Yeah enough of the tranny stuff now lads. We've had our fun, I've given you what you asked for, let's move on

graham norton innit

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Why is it that birds that are with black fellas are always fat and ugly

green tea down the hatch, some college work, then boredom

it literally is, if you're a "dominant" man but you look like shit women will just think you're a creepy rapist

don't argue with me ever again, your women are leaving your men and your country in the droves for a reason, bunch of fucking cavemen

>26

Are you prepared for when the UNTHINKABLE happens to man's best friend while hiking out in the backcountry?

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the more you think about your look - the more feminised you are

ofc it doesn't mean you shouldn't care about clothes at all, no, you should find your style

If you look at the BBC and BMWF threads on /gif/ (as I often do) you'll see that isn't the case

they say black dont crack

BAD HABITS LEAD TO LATE NIGHTS DRINKNIG ALONE

>he went away precious, nasty niggerses went away from us, nasty niggerses, we hates them!

black dudes
a) like disgusting fat women with drum cymbal arses
b) seeing getting literally ANY white woman as a huge achievement

>he thinks Russian men don't marry foreign women

You're never more than a few miles from a town in England. Not much effort to carry a dog a short way like that. We basically have no wild areas whatsoever

you just know she brings that dog along just to fuck it

every day at work, don't forget also:
>IT'S FRIDAY AGAIN... THEN SATURDAY, SUNDAY (What!)

fuck me she looks 40

>Former soldier, 47, dubbed the 'Naked Carpenter' who was stopped by police for wearing SEE-THROUGH trousers revealing his buttocks and genitals as he walked to a Wetherspoon's pub LOSES his appeal against conviction for indecent exposure

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Think you need a break from the pornography lad because it’s not reflective of reality. Every white woman I see on the street with a black fella is a haggard blob

it's literally a sexism, if you think all women think the same
some women love tough, gym men
some are into nerds
some even into freaks

churkas? i have never once heard a woman say something like "god I wish I could date a russian" it's always brits and italians

youtu.be/le8PCyFEcLA

Remember when /brit/ would talk about The Jam and Gang of Four?

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He looks good for 47 no homo

They also say black do crack.

Hasn't been my experience desu. Fit women seem to really love black blokes. Most women love black blokes tbf though.

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fucking despise that tune

this

dogs are basically onaholes for women

little egg fella...

what you having lads?

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you brits sure do like your gimmicks

Not from what I’ve seen, think you just have a fetish bud

>it always Brits

turn your VPN off
also Russians look the same to Brits

hi, do you have any gluten-free vegan options?

What county are you from?

those are all personality types, ALL women want an attractive man who takes care of his appearance regardless of his personality or interests. if they were given the option between the exact same personality in a guy but one actually groomed himself and dressed well, who would she choose?

Why are English women such absolute whores? Most women are whores but english women take it too far

Haven't been that excited about brand new video games since I was 16 to be honest

What kind of psychological profile do we have on the 20-30 year old videogamer?

I don't have a fetish but it's serious cope to deny that a LOT of women are very attracted to black men

It's like a white woman denying that white men are attracted to Asian women

attractive, but not feminised
incels have feminised minds

Antrim

I live in Florida and LOL no they do not, I've been to the UK, they just look like very slightly less fat americans whereas russians all have mongol eyes and cavemen foreheads

though yeah you could say the average russian looks like some very poor working class brits

fuck off pooftah

Had this in my head all day

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