/brit/

It’s shite when your best mate is way better looking than you and you go out to pull birds ngl

EE is claiming ive used 8GB of data this last week already
not sure what the cunts are on about

Which country has a better train system, Britain or Australia?

I know nothing about trains in Australia 2bh

brilliant, why don't you phone up zamour rather than telling /brit/ twice

miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe

is Humbert in

I think true liberalism is impossible under capitalism.

need big dave back

no one cares what you think. fuck off

notable digits

Send them a threatening and ominous message

when you talk to a pair of girls and ones better looking does the ugly one ignore you and talk to him as well anyway lol

have you ever shagged your sister?

this is more a difference between insufferable americans and normal humans

looks don't matter if you're more entertaining
or maybe I'm just more attractive that I think I am

it was a better time
shit posting about hug a hoodie rather than vaccine efficacy

yea what

if you're walking on a street and see a lgbt parade where some people are undressed it's literally a harassment against you but nobody of western neoliberals cares

like comparing apples to oranges since our country is like 50 times bigger than yours, hard to say

No, I’m not a munter but he’s just classically goodlooking. I compensate by being fit and athletic whereas he’s skinnyfat, but it can be tough. You need charisma to pull through. I’ve pulled birds we were both talking to before but it takes serious cockblocking and mind games on my part.

contract ends at the end of the month and ive not got anything else lined up yet aha

There's literally no way they have parades like that in your shithole country so stop moaning about what us western degenerates get up to

why are you so scared of a bunch of poofy lads

the true redpill is women don't actually care that much about looks in a long term partner, but inceloids don't want to hear it

Bumbert lol hahhaha

a joke about scottish frugality

After discovering that they had won 15 million pounds in the Lottery, Mr and Mrs McFlannel sat down to discuss their future. Mrs McFlannel announced "After twenty years of washing other people's stairs, I can throw my old scrubbing brush away at last." Her husband agreed - "Of course you can, hen. We can easily afford to buy you a new one now."

broke my 11 day nofap streak because I couldn’t stop thinking about sex and it actually sabotages your chances of having sex when you’re completely hyper fixated on sex

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bit weird mate

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no bro you don't understand i'm 3/4 of an inch shorter than my best mate bro no woman will ever love me

saw that punchline coming a mile away

How do I stop mumbling to myself in public

whats weird about it

SONS OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

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fuck off

a true son of thor

a very brown individual
must be Sicilian

Do you want to stop that?

I’m just saying women naturally gravitate towards him and it can be annoying, I’m not an incel and I’m fairly laidback about it but I’m just saying it’s annoying and means I have to compensate more to secure breeding rights

I’m taller and fitter than him so I have that and some birds seem to prefer my ‘type’ than his sometimes

wonder what pozzford bender is up to these days

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Fucking hate delivery drivers who lie about trying to deliver parcels. Fucking nonce bastards.

he died

Ah, the famed Hannibal Barca!

youtu.be/i5v6hPr6L7U

>"I’m not an incel"
>"secure breeding rights"

>secure breeding rights
never heard a more incellous phrase in my life

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Obviously. I look like a spastic when I do it

Fair enough, just wondered if one country's system was significantly better than the other's

love it when Indians kick off on the internet ahahaha
you bloody bitch why you so proudy basterd

incels and their lack of self-awareness is fucking hilarious.

gf be riding bbc every night what do i do

been shagging regularly since 15
the whole idea of being an incel is alien to me
shagging really isn’t that difficult, even apps for it these days

i will fuck your family you rascal

Try harder to secure breeding rights

Should I smash?

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What? Sexual competition is a fact of life. If I was an incel I’d be crying about “holes” or whatever, I’m not though. I shag frequently enough.

just seen a pic of a prime slampig

something wrong with her face

thank g*d its Friday

think about black mens cocks instead
youd never actually get one right so then you will be thinking about something you cant get and your sex drive will disapear

*secures my wanking rights*

Depends how much you're paying?

Bhenchod

Fuck you on about you weird little cunt

mad really

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Is it noncey for a 19 yo to chat with a 16 yo?
Asking for a mate

feel like pure shit just want her back

all that size, yet not an ounce of culture outside the big lez show

Only after you're married

Fucking DPD runt.

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Match, not dumb enough to post her face, she's pretty.

youtube.com/watch?v=YdMXy4cGR2w
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Lmao why do DPD drivers have social profiles

asf

Can things get better through sheer statistical inevitability

BBC is the future.
At one point all of us will submit.

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very based map of the uk
wtf is going on with germany and denmark though

Mad that the zoomer president of El Salvador has ran his countries treasury into the ground by #buyingthedip for BTC

When will they hang him?

shat myself

When I was suffering from Graves Disease, I always mumbled to myself. After starting the treatment by taking medicine, my mumbling got less frequently.
A few months ago, I quit my job for studying. My mumbling got almost zero.
I think mental stress causes that.

youtu.be/lgtowslfbpA

all i know is that we need to BRING BACK BRITISH RAIL

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>tattoo

into the trash it goes

Islam is cool

Probably because they're special needs retards. I watched this piss streak get out his van, walk up to my block of flats, down back get in the van and drive off without making any effort to deliver my parcels today.
Fucking fuming.

isengard, its a word that has been used a lot, so i didnt think about it, like bucuresti -- i didnt think at all about it, but it means something like 'the place for joy', bucur = happy, its kind of a noun/adjective made into a verb..

There are other factors, too. Already in classical times, the Latin dative was, outside the literary register, widely replaced by ad + accusative. Once the genitive was replaced by de + ablative, that only left the three forms that merged phonologically anyway.

These purely morphological losses of the dative and the genitive never happened in Romanian, which continues to distinguish a nominative/accusative from a genitive/dative form in noun declension to this day.

we wuz romans

the slavic words really took a toll on language

absolutely dogshit taping on those knuckles

>trash
fuck off yank

Does anyone else feel like this country has become dramatically more left-wing in the past few years, almost illogically (despite left-wing parties/causes losing all the elections/referendums) and out of nowhere?

Like a few years ago it felt like there was much more debate on things like immigration, cultural issues, patriotism/nationalism etc. But now if you bring many of these things up you get shouted down and accused of being "racist", and the mainstream media (particularly BBC) which used to at least entertain these views now just refuses to engage with them.

What changed? You would have thought that with Brexit and several Tory election victories we were becoming a more small-c conservative country but in actual fact the opposite happened.

Does this porn addicted little freak ever stop spewing his weird interracial fetish here?

haha moose

For the first time since we began tracking these questions in Feb 2021, Britons are more likely to trust Labour than to trust the Conservatives in ALL policy areas

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nice colour scheme on those

>zoomer
he's 40

who's she fighting

>traveling from Reading to Swansea
err no thanks

fuck off new cunt

If you were watching him do this why didn’t you just come out of your flat and wave him over? You sound like a freak mate

yank influence

simply nothing better than BR blue and yellow on a big diesel loco

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