/brit/

max morrison's 1996 r&b smash hit return of the max

Charlie was genuinely a moron doubt he did it on purpose

I’d rather have the omicron vaccine, but try as I might, I just can’t catch it. It’s so strange that all my triple “vaxxed” associates seem to get the omicron vaccine so effortlessly.

did someone cancel my fucking takeaway

i've found max

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don malaponte could have you whacked. show some fucking respect

harvey price

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Mark and his tuba

was considering treating myself to a brazillian tranny escort tonight, one i wanted ended up asking me for directions on the way home

looked grimola irl

lol

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>Limmy and his ex-gf still live together while she shags other men

grim grim grim

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fucked a colombian brass once. not a tranny disappointingly

Well SHE seems like a nob

booked a brazilian tranner who looked peng in her photos once, when i went for the shagging her arse had stubble around the ring and was so offputting and scratchy when you rim/shagged her

Limmys twitch chat is so fucking shit. So many words are banned.

>her

you are GAY

had too much brandy now I can't stop hiccupping. my life is a mess. reckon I should rope

tranny escorts are fucking expensive
wtf is your problem

back to Any Forums incel

Standard jock fare

Is it a general British thing or a Paki thing to treat hazard lights as "I can park anywhere" lights? I've not seen this with such frequency anywhere else in Europe but see it constantly here in the UK. But it's mostly ethnic / Pakistani looking drivers from what I've seen.

t. kraut

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ktim

lust for boipussy, mate

>thinking sticking your cock into another man’s holes is gay is an incel take
what

poo fart shit nigga

ever done any drugs?

tomorrow will be livelier

friend just asked to ask /brit/ whether or not thai lady boys were pre-op or not

Only if you're going to be there for less than 10 minutes, as such errands don't demand you find actual parking. Any longer than that is bullshit, and taxis aren't allowed t do it because fuck them

mad how it took this long for 190 to start posting with a British flag again

enough to emasculate a man and make him a tranoid, seen it irl

Fish, but gargantuan quantities of them

yes i love to do drugs whilst participating in british culture like raves and that and generally being a wasteman ahaha xx

swear down

no long ting

alri

Alri luv I'm dishonest and untrustworthy

ever shagged a woman up the arse?