Go to job interview

>Go to job interview
>"Ok, we'll call you back"
>They didn't

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>just give them a firm handshake. works everytime

>just be yourself

>just be confident

>what do you do on your off time?

you're supposed to ask them when they will respond by, and then show up with a handmade card thanking them for the opportunity to interview every day until the deadline

>Ok, we'll call you back
that's the polite way of saying thank you, goodbye. If you left a positive impression you'd have a more enthusiastic response.

>user, why do you want work here?
>i need money.
And it actually worked

iktf.
This made my first job interview a trauma.
>be 16
>mom suggest i take my first job at a local restaurant
>go in for interview
>i tell them i'll do anything, from washing dishes to scraping shit off the sidewalk, i'll be good boy
>they tell me they will let me know soon with phonecall
>1 week later still no call
>mom says i should call first to show interest
>i call, lady on phone gets annoyed by my call
>"didn't we tell you we would call you? so why are you calling us? just have some patience and we will let you know"
>they never called back
Businesses don't know how fragile little boys are

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>>"Ok, we'll call you back"
>>They didn't
Did you shoot up the place?

I got asked this once. I blanked and sperged.

Why do they ask these retarded questions? Fucking interview niggers... what do you think, retard? for the moneys, not for the pleasure of wagecucking.

I wish being honest would work in job interview or life in general. Its all about lies and deception.

I once said I had low self esteem in an interview, I'm such a retard.

its easy you dumb medoid
>role is a new challenge/opportunity for personal growth and development

Why do you even need a job in a 1st world country? You can get like $2000 neetbux every month

the right answer here is: cocaine and hookers

Apparently it doesn't matter what you do or say during the interview because they already found the candidate they want or you are the only retard who wants that job so they'll accept you no matter what

>Go to job interview
>"Ok, comeback tommorow to sign the contract. you can start on monday"
>I didn't

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Not black, not Muslim and not a woman. Good luck getting gibs.

Even worse when they maje you test work and then don't call you back

>be 16
>mom suggest i take my first job at a local restaurant
>they tell me they will let me know soon with phonecall
>1 week later still no call
>mom says i should call first to show interest
What's wrong with your mom? Does she get off from making a joke out of her son?

My mother is the same with the mentality of "you need to follow up or they wont contact you"

>yeah, well, we'll call you

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>because they already found the candidate they want
That usually happens with government related jobs here. You need to have an official process even if the winner is already clear.

I'm actually thinking of doing this. Bitch told me to come to their office on Monday to proceed with the work contract, but I don't feel like it.

>come in tuesday for the interview
>there is no interview its a 2 hour trial
>i ask for to stay another 2 hours
>get paid for it
>get the job
dish pig for lyfe

>please dont, you already wasted much of my time, roastie

I also hate ghosting.
It is depressing.
A clean "no" is not as bad as ghosting.

>are you on coke right now?

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I got my second job as a season forester(mondaine tasks in the national park) by entering the interview answering some questions in a casual way then picking up a guitar that was on the wall and stringing deep purple on it.

The boomer was so impressed by my mojo that he hired me right there.

Call them back and ask why you didn't get the job. Af the very least you'll see your shortcomings in their eyes.

I think you all have had it easy with the ghosting bullshit. You know what's really worst? spending a whole fucking month of interview with managers, stakeholders and human resourcers through active zoom call interviews just to tell you that you are way too arrogant for the position.... fucking clown corporate hell

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>The white background

Lel

>company has me.go through 3 interviews with them in a week
>don't get the job
I just gave up, now I'm looking forward starting a farm in the alps with government gibs.

...wow!

>get contacted by my current company's competitor for a job offer
>speak to the local recruiter
>interview with local team leader
>interview with department 1 team leader
>interview with department 2 team leader
>interview with department 2 manager
>case presentation to department 2 team leader

>don't get the job

At least give me a voucher or something for my time ffs

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>get headhunted
>go through 5 different interviews
KEK what
Normally it's a quick process if you're contacted

You are ghosting people yourself