To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand German humor. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of philosophic subjects most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Germany’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into our characterisation- our personal philosophy draws heavily from Thomas Mann literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike German humor truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Hitler’s existential catchphrase “The freedom of Poles insults me“ which itself is a cryptic reference to epic lebensraum. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Germany’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bismarck tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
I swear everytime a german makes a post and i try to read it, i immediatly get the urge to either fap or shit. It's like my brain is protecting me by giving me or something.
It's hard to dilate the anus when all the blood is in the dick.Not impossible but risky. Also where is my spunk supposed to go when im on the throne? On the floor? Or perhaps i need to prepare the whole thing by putting blankets on the floor before starting the shit/fap session?
I won't. I'll keep practicing until i become the next Hokage. Goodnight toddlers. If you hear moaning and shitting sounds at night, stay in your beds. Its me and i don't like being interrupted. And don't skip leg day. It's important.
