VGH.....THE BOVINE CREATURES OF BANGLADESH......A GIFT FROM GOD

>udder madness
yikes

NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST STARE AT TINY COWS YOU SHOULD BE LOCKED AT HOME WITH X-NTH BOOSTER SHOT UP YOUR ASS

It got popular before Eid ul adha and someone offered tk 13lakh(15k usd approx) for that dumbass cow but they didn't sell it
It died a month later

>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE SILLY PUNS THEY MUST BE HECKIN SERIOUSERINO

I am a geneticist and this condition is caused by the expression of a very rare gene that causes the pygmy cow. Very interesting

I genuinely would have pissed myself had I been in that car.

Found it.

Very cool. We have something similar. Instead of singing songs we used to sing Sanskrit verses instead. It seems that eventually the cows get a knack for it when they hear the hymn and come back.

Here is one such hymn, translated to English
sacred-texts.com/hin/rigveda/rv06028.htm

Also can't stop myself from mentioning but this video would probably be used in some Any Forums "trad" "GLORY OF EVROPA" meme compilation lol.

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W-What happens when they stop petting her?

how do they do it?
where do they get all this SOVL?

baby goats are great. complete douchebags when they get older though. they start purposely getting in your way and trying to establish a pecking order and you literally have to bully and dom them by booting them and pushing them around or they'll start thinking they're the boss and be a complete asshole for the rest of their lives (which will be short because they move to the expedited slaughter line if they get out of hand)

breeding with her would definetly give me strong offsprings

I don't blame them it's really cute.

1 THE Kine have come and brought good fortune: let them rest in the cow-pen and be happy near us.
Here let them stay prolific, many-coloured, and yield through many morns their milk for Indra.
2 Indra aids him who offers sacrifice and gifts: he takes not what is his, is his, and gives him more thereto.
Increasing ever more and ever more his wealth, he makes the pious dwell within unbroken bounds.
3 These are ne’er lost, no robber ever injures them: no evil-minded foe attempts to harass them.
The master of the Kine lives many a year with these, the Cows whereby he pours his gifts and serves the Gods.
4 The charger with his dusty brow o’ertakes them not, and never to the shambles do they take their way.
These Cows, the cattle of the pious worshipper, roam over widespread pasture where no danger is.
5 To me the Cows seem Bhaga, they seem Indra, they seem a portion of the first-poured Soma.
These present Cows, they, O ye Indra. I long for Indra with my heart and spirit.
6 O Cows, ye fatten e’en the worn and wasted, and make the unlovely beautiful tolook on.
Prosper my house, ye with auspicious voices. Your power is glorified in our assemblies.
7 Crop goodly pasturage and be prolific drink pure sweet water at good drinking places.
Never be thief or sinful man your matter, and may the dart of Rudra still avoid you.
8 Now let this close admixture be close intermigled with these Cows,
Mixt with the Steer's prolific flow, and, Indra, with thy hero might.

Based

bros... we can't eat them anymore

Jesus christ that's terrifying.

vgh...

hot

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I can still eat them just fine. I only eat my own farm-raised cows that I can ensure have been given a good life and humane slaughter, though.

>Indians favourite hobbies
>>staring at strange things
Is that why they stare at yt women?