/mutt/ - USA General

This thread is only for Americans. Everyone else fuck off.

How is everyone doing tonight?

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Cheers for the land of the free, home of the brave

I wanna die

get a job, pedro.

I'm cold

Whiter than you Jose

post your complexion.

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there's going to be a winter storm in the midwest so crowds of people are swarming the grocery buying up all the chicken tenders

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Blonder than you Ernesto

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You have a warm undertone, interesting

There is? First I’ve heard of it, granted I don’t watch the news.

frick off cody you gay buttmunch

>American thread
>6 IPs and two of them proving who's whiter already
Do they really?

We’re kinda retarded, this should be common knowledge by now

A hand that pale belongs to either a NEET or a light skinned goblino

blood of the gods runs through me.

Honorary med bro, let's invade the peninsula together

i work the overnight shift.

I'm a Pajeet who's comfortable in his own skin. What am I supposed to do about it?

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I'd post hand but I've gained so much weight it's starting to be visible on my hands

You’re an American dude, who cares

You’re a hairy guy

not an american but I will post anyways whatcha gonna do about it??

For you

You’re honorary, same goes with Guam and Virgin Island posters

no

You’re going to be honorary and you’re going to like it

you WILL become the 51st state
you WILL pay taxes

YEAH YEAH LETS DO IT SKEETER! WE CAN TAKE THEM OVER LEGALLY YEEE HAWW THEM GUAM THEN VIRGIN ISLANDS THEN SAMOA THEM BRITISH COLOMBIA. FUCK YEAH UH NAW NAW NA NAW

Puerto Ricans are Mexican.

Why stop there? Let’s conquer the WORLD and do it LEGALLY

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i shall not
will never happen.
Americans are mexicans

I-I’m white right guys?

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