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Fact: stinky poo comes out of Emma Watson’s bumhole.

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I will always the cherish the day when I was 13 and my female substitute teacher from England called me a handsome lad

Same genetic ancestry as you

would you survive?

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my life is a wreck lads

wish I could turn back time

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she'd only seen english men so that's not a compliment

>nnnnoooo how dare people have different political opinions to me, this is unacceptable!!
Mental that people like this are allowed to become serious politicians.

ktim

why was she complimenting a 13 yo

POV: you're a parent with dementia and an autistic son

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mental how much better ireland is than england

sometimes I wonder how people with completely impossible to fulfil fetishes cope with the fact they can never be satisfied in real life

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>reddit.com/r/ThotBeatdowns

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Because I'm a handsome lad

nye bevan (pbuh)

Someone should explain to that poor lad that pooing and peeing aren't separate actions in reptiles.

need to start lifting to balance out my huge ass

hed crush a tory wimp like you

Boris “fucked your wife” Johnson should be made King of Britain and his bloodline should rule the Island for a thousand motherfucking years.

>average labour voter

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We don't settle political disagreements with beating the shit out of each other, we have something called "democracy" instead.

>average tory voter

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pics

Shall be going to the cinema alone on Saturday methinks

Someone should explain to this poor lad that dragon's aren't real

The buxom african

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rorke currently suppressing his BBC cuckold fantasies by being extra racist

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good to see her getting more roles after game of thrones

england is such a shithole

this the bint that was in the maltesers commercial?

Someone should explain to that poor lad that that's not what a realistic dragon looks like

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How many lids here have sucked off another lid? Asking for a fren.

go cry to mother wimpy tory boy

>average labour voter

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every english male here has as they are all faggots

helpernonce being a queer freak again
reckon it’s an allan thing

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little tory wimps

what vape would you recommend? i'm tired of buying a new pipe every couple months.

Census results coming soon. Something tells me rorke is not gonna like this one, no siree.

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rorkes a nasty little wimp tory boy

english civilization

average labour voters right there

Gay bent spazz

I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts.

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would die of embarrassment if I were a leftist

all trying to hide their atiffies coz wanna smash that girl corr blimey. she would certainly get it on her 16th birthday

why are english males actively trying to destroy their own country?

pax 3, definitely
you just put the weed in a little chamber at the bottom and away you go

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when i think of the average tory voter i think of a decent bloke living in the home counties. has a decent profession. used to play rugby, has a wife and kids, eats sunday roasts every week and walks his dog etc

when i think of the average labour voter i think of dole dossing subhman chavs and blue haired trannies.

rorke ordering a big black dildo on Amazon and cleverly selecting the “it’s a gift” option to ensure that it gets wrapped and thus arrives covertly.

average tory is grotty little wimpy wimp

>steals from black child
>wHy ArE yOu BeInG sO aGgReSiVe YoU'rE sCaRiNg Me
it's in the history of wypipo
story

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rorke currently posting the n word on Any Forums to compensate for his sexual inferiority complex towards black men

mental how england is full of odious little nonwhites like this

virgins out tonight

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why is leftypol like this? why does he think this is normal?

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have unironically never been on a first name basis with a tory voter

Very much enjoy Pentangle's rendition of Lady of Carlisle inthusing old english folk purity with the raw primal qualities of the clave and the african banjo.

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thats clearly from twitter not leftypol

welsh are a bloody menace innit

rorke writing an essay on Any Forums about how racemixing is a crime against humanity and then immediately proceeding to tug his willy to Asian women

the tory life you described sounds so fucking bland and grim christ

exposing the thread to the evils of the wyt man, it's a righteous task

MUTTS LAW IN ACTION