Whenever I fart in my bed, I try to "catch" it with my blanket and dont let any air escape...

Whenever I fart in my bed, I try to "catch" it with my blanket and dont let any air escape. Then I open up the blanked on my chest so I can smell if the fart smelled bad or if it was a mild fart.
Do you do this in your cunt too?

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No

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I do this but just because I like the smell

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I push the blanket below my butt so the fart festers in the air

That's kinda weird

No YOURE kinda weird! Stop kissing your dog on the mouth, Dilan!!

tftp

I knew the second I saw this thread in the catalog that it was going to be a German

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Yes, I do this as well

I fart into my hand and bring it to my face

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In English we call that a "Dutch Oven"

always

I really need to get off this website

i heard in german they call it a "gas chamber"

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Everyone does it, especially those that deny it

Not but I spread my cheeks and fart hard in the shower. And by god it does smell way worse.

I do the same
Why are we germans so based?

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yes

>German moment

only GERMANIC BVLLS initiate in such masculine activity

You know as much as I would say you're weird and gross and mock I realize we're all guilty of gross things. Humanity is gross. Like masturbation we all do it but we don't talk about it, and we mock those that get caught or say the quiet disgusting thing out loud, while we plan to do the same shit at home or even in public as long as you don't get caught.

For me is people using number 2 in the restrooms, you better hope when you take shit it's in an empty restroom during class and you hold that shit when someone is coming, otherwise one crack of wind will sound the alarm of snitches telling "Yo some nigga is shitting in toilet" and all fucking people from students, facility members and janitors, even fucking people who aren't even from the school all gather the rest room with their phones set on record and camara waiting for the victim to open the door.

It's hell

Based kraut cacaposter. Living up to that flag.