I wish for a wife that would keep me company while im doing shaharit. what do you wish for Any Forums?

i wish for a wife that would keep me company while im doing shaharit. what do you wish for Any Forums?

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why jews be so goofy baka

>Jews pray multiple times a day while wearing a little Kaaba on their head and keeping their women's hair covered

Alhamdullilah~

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What is that thing they wear on their head ?

tfilin

old worlders are fucking weird, man.

>i'm cute to everyone
>hey everyone look at me being cute
>hey husband look at me "because i love you"
>*looks*
>there everyone do you see this cute guy that thinks i'm cute
fuck that girl

You literally can't suffer in Palestine (British Mandate of).

Shut up you Russian nigger.
למושמדים אל תהי תקוה, כל המינים והמוסרים כרגע יאבדו, ומלכות זדון תעקור ותשבור מהרה בימינו

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vast majority of jewish girls would
put in effort to get effort nigga
if ur not getting effort back toss her out and find another

true

Jewish girls HATE russian trannies

whats old worlders

Unironically cute

First time I saw one I genuinely thought it was a gamer thing

>gamer tfilin
lol, it can actually double as a motion tracker or something you gave me a startup idea. you do morning prayer and then without taking the tfilin off put on vr and suddenly your in the virtual sanhedrin talking to hilal and shamai and the other chazal elders.

you, the oldest of the worlds.

What's shaharit?
Jewish prayer?
And is that you and your wife?

Spoken like a true...

im on the same world as you are unless there's some space missions i wasn't made aware of
shaharit is morning prayer, its when you put the tfilin (leather things that go on your forehead and arms)

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>shaharit is morning prayer, its when you put the tfilin (leather things that go on your forehead and arms)
You only put them on during morning prayer?
Never during any other prayers?
And are women excluded from that