How the fuck did these "people" colonize half the world

How the fuck did these "people" colonize half the world

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Norman ruling class were able to funnel the pure retard strength of Norf FC lads into building an empire.

Because half the world is fucking stupid

>half the world
huh

the truth is they decided to """conquer""" vast amounts of useless and (mostly) unpopulated lands most people already knew existed, others just didn't bother conquering these lands because it was fucking useless territory

>have early modern european level tech
>be conveniently situated on an island with good ocean access a continent stuck with stone age tech
>even get a disease buff when encountering native tribes killing off most of them before you even have to put up a fight
yea i wonder how they could have done it

>How the fuck did these "people" colonize half the world
By sloly marching on their ennemy duh

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>tf
>tp

Ah yes the Indian sub continent, singapore, Malaysia, Canada, East Coast Usa, huge amount land in Africa and the middle east are known for being useless land with no valuable resources.

*slowly walks towards you*

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Honestly its because most the world is assholes or pussies
Pussies whine africa, asis. South america do nothing
Assholes talk shit and spew their shit covering countries in shit russia, chin
Dicks do stuff and fuck up pussies and assholes. They finger assholes then fuck them.
Dicks are spain, france, england and america

Whiny people accomplish nothing. People who spend their half their tine trying others down into the shit pile do nothing but whataboutisms

Dicks run the world

Where did he disappear? Doing time again?

Britishers can't fight. All their fighting was unironically done by sepoyjeets. Anglos are cowards I don't know how they've shilled themselves as brave fighters lmao

We typically hire people
See the current taliban government
Guess who funds it

Navel power + early industrialization + strong mostly uninterrupted progressive Whig government + institutional strength

Italy and Germany weren't united, Spain was backward and catholic, nordics were to few. France could have done it but their decision making was weakened by their absolute monarchism and defeat in the 7 years war.

Russia was just lol

hes playing for Man Utd now apparently

outside of india all the anglos conquered were barely populated deserts and tundra. meanwhile 500 IBERIAN BVLLS brought down one of the greatest cities in the world, not to mention several relatively advanced native civilizations

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Do you actually know why?
Same reason why Jews in America have a chokehold over the idiot whites here. Same reason why they also control all the money in Europe.
Anglojews were the inventors of globohomo ideology. They not only undid decades of industrialization in Asia and the middle east, but also spread ideas that would promote degeneracy and mess with the traditional order of things. Brits would sign treaties with local kings and princes only to backstab them as soon as possible. Colonists did the same thing in America. They would also recruit soldiers from the land they were in, not use British soldiers who were usually mediocre and got BTFO'd by Americans, South Indians, and even middle easterners. They are literal coward pussies who cannot do anything without hiding behind a puppet and using divide and "conquer" tactics. They might be some of the weakest and most pathetic people in existence when you really think about it.

Ah yes, the average american's grasp of the english language

Literally just lying. The soldiers weren't marching slowly because it owuld "make them harder to hit", they marched slowly so that they would not outrun the creeping barrage of artillery that provided smoke cover to the advancing troops. The reason the Somme massacre happened is because 2 traitors told the Germans the exact plan and time of the attack, which was only uncovered when German archives were opened 100 years later.

You don't know what your fucking talking about dude, if the marathas were better disciplined and could stand under fire wellington would have never smashed them at assaye. Scots regiments won by walking into their Cannon fire and routing them hand to hand.

yes we're stupid
yes we're monolingual
yes we're fat
yes our major population centres are full of pakis
yes our economy is poorer than many other first world nations
and yet... we won.
curious.
you may now seethe to this post

>2 traitors told the Germans the exact plan and time of the attack
literally me

Challenge, name one B*lgarian who has contributed anything at all to the world, because I can't

lol it is the same as posting with a usa flag. it really is all so tiresome. I want to vpn just so i can have a conversation with someone here

How old arw you bro? This was awful

>hand to hand.
Wellington begs to disagree

>Similarly, the Duke of Wellington, after defeating the Marathas, noted that the Marathas, though poorly led by their Generals, had regular infantry and artillery that matched the level of that of the Europeans and warned other British officers from underestimating the Marathas on the battlefield. He cautioned one British general that: "You must never allow Maratha infantry to attack head on or in close hand to hand combat as in that your army will cover itself with utter disgrace".

But the Marathas are not the best example. The thing is, the British army was beat by South Indians on multiple occasions. It was only after these jews decided to recruit Indians in large numbers using their typical deception and lies that they could take over Travancore and the like. The one thing I will give credit to the Brits is that they did a great job imitating and copying people who were by default superior to them. We can thank Indians for metal cased rocket artillery, and also thank Brits for bringing it to Europe after getting routed by it

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so what you're saying is the anglos built and the spanish destroyed