Denmark

They're not Scandinavian (REAL Scandinavians like Norway, Sweden and Finland)
They're not Anglo-Saxxons
They're not Germanic
They're not Slavs
They're not Baltic
What the hell are they?!

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And you're not a real Jew either btw, but that's conspiracy theory because it makes you cry.

>They're not Scandinavian
yes they are, why would you say they're not
also why would you say finnish people are scandinavian?
>They're not Germanic
yes they are

Finnish people actually live in Scandinavia

Danes spawned in Southern Sweden (Scandinavia)

They invaded the homeland of Anglo-Saxons (Jutland), pushed them out and settled there. Partially assimilated them

So they are both Scandinavian and Anglo-Saxon

what the fuck do you think scandinavia is

>the homeland of Anglo-Saxons (Jutland)
some angles, no saxons. jutland os obviously the homeland of the jutes

We're /med/.

>also why would you say finnish people are scandinavian?
Only thing that scandinavia is famous is scandi design scene and finland dominated that while not being even real scandi country.

they are 100% scandinavian

but they have been influenced by german culture A LOT more than the rest of scandinavia. go to any danish village in jylland and it will look exactly like schleswig

>talks about German influence
>compares Denmark to fucking Shleswig
Slesvig is a stolen Danish land

Not even talking about Holstein here

VGH...

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It starts just north of Denmark and ends at Lapland and the Finnish-Russian border. Scandavia is Norway, Sweden, Finland.

pipe down, chinaswede

why do you think that

>parts of present day Germany that used to be Danish looks like Denmark for some reason.
Damn that's a BIG think Svenne.

The war isn't done till we're reunited.

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Looks good on the map. If Denmark is considered Scandinavian then north of Germany and north of Poland need to be considered Scandinavia, too.

Lmao shut the fuck up with your politically correct racial terms everyone ITT none of your shit makes any sense and you can't get to the point

>In Denmark, there is an old law which has never been revoked stating: "If the sea between Denmark and Sweden freezes, and a Swede walks over the ice, you are allowed to hit him with a stick"
This sounds like fun.

Oh noo...
It's terminally autistic...

>They're not Scandinavian (REAL Scandinavians like Norway, Sweden and Finland)
we have been the cultural core of scandinavia for over a millennium
>They're not Germanic
wtf moshe

It's my favorite holiday tradition.