/brit/

lmao you fat idiot youre in the reflection im crying at this how ugly are you

mate...

United Kangdom

WE WUZ

omdzzz rorke

cute!

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burped up bile and inhaled some of it ffs

some girl is on the train clutching her bag on the phone to the police about the rapist sitting across from her on the train

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boo womp

What's that gif from?

>why were you in china
Did virus research at Wuhan University

Nah, just got it from AliExpress

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she was only VP

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Need her to assault my bollocks with her batton

WE WUZ CHANGZ N SHIET

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yer vile

got it from google

just became gay

Nah, Keith was the Chairman of the board, but she was the CEO actually running the cult

This kills the crab

id do the same if i was a crab

hot af fr fr

silly bugger

Is bing broken?

weird how calling people a spaz or spazzy fell out of favour

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i'll make your shin broken mate

Can't tell if new or bait

i say that but mostly in my head and i say spastic instead of shortening it

Just cause you stopped hearing it doesn't mean they don't still say it behind your back, mate

>house prices rose 11.2% year on year in January
Did your wages rise that much? Thought not. Meanwhile bourgeois fascist billionaires keep getting richer.

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not going to drink tonight de lads

A racist, a misogynist and a homophobe walks into a bar. The bartender says "why Rorke, I thought you stopped drinking!"

Nunorsk

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Reminded me of the soyjak

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She brought in Lana too only for a bit though

yes mine did because i wasnt happy with my wage so i found a new job that paid more. im not thick you see.
or do you expect big brother to step in and do everything for you?

Do White British women like to have dogs?

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what is this in relation to

How to fix Britain

1. End external immigration of my sperm (by destroying their sacks)
2. zero gravity bollock extermination
3. death penalty for my nards
4. conversion therapy for my testicles (from whole to smashed)
5. declare having intact scrotums illegal
6. nationalise the rail (so trains can drive over my sack)
7. nationalise energy (so I can dip my danglers into a million degree tokamak reactor)
8. introduce an immigrant tax post-brexit where immigrants must pay 5% to bash my soft testes
9. post-brexit tariff revenue income for the treasury to be put into heavy brown bags and dropped on my testicles
10. tax evading companies have their assets and operations seized by the state until they punch my eggs
11. pressure inside my ballbag to increase to 25%
12. end free schools and invest in a massive state school building (on top of my exposed bollocks)
13. national scrote bashing is mandatory
14. no intact male sex organs in education for anyone from nursery to university
15. massive infrastructure projects, Crossrail 2, HS3 and a London airport linking freight rail, sea and air so as to assault my gonads on all fronts
16. raise chokehold on my aching nards to 15,000PSI
17. end emergency operations on hurt testicles
18. end inheritance (of healthy bollocks)
19. end the smoking ban so pub-goers can stub out their fag-ends on my tender gonads
20. 20% banker bonus for every CEO who flicks my sack
21. increase military spending to 10% of GDP so missiles can be laser-guided to my scrotum
22. Abolish the house in which my sack resides
23. reduce my healthy sperm count to 550 (then to zero with a hammer)
24. remove Sinn Fein from Parliament (but only after they blow my sack with a car bomb)
25. Abolish my testicles

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American food shortages

Wrong way round. Lana was in first then bailed

My sister has a dog which has an instagram account with like 10k followers. Completely mental

you are a fucking freak
a FREAK

Not a word of this was read

Scots like to pretend they are any different from the English but they are made of the same repugnant bile. Scotland just pretends to do things even harder than England. England hates racism? Scotland hates racism even more, plus England is racist. England takes away fundamental freedoms from its citizens to "battle" a flu? Scotland takes away even more freedoms, plus England is irresponsible in their handling of Corona. England was built by immigrants? Scotland was built even more by immigrants, plus England is discriminating against BAMEs.

Both countries are the lowest of the low, a cesspool of totalitarianism, moralising, unfettered retardation.

The guy still got to fuck both of them though must have been charisma af

trolled

it would take a long time for the average yank to become emaciated like that, I think you could deprive adults in the USA of all food for 3 months and that would increase life expectancy (assuming no civil unrest)

looking at clips from love on the spectrum

The quick run-down

The government will do anything to prop up this bubble with our tax money - and worst of all will lie to our faces and claim the policies help first time buyers. it's a ponzi scheme.

>we want to help young buyers xD
*inflates house prices with H2B ISA*
>young buyers suffer higher prices and burdened with more tax, property owners profit

>we want to help young buyers xD
*inflates house prices with H2B equity loan*
>young buyers suffer higher prices and burdened with more tax, property owners profit

>we want to help young buyers xD
*inflates house prices with LISA*
>young buyers suffer higher prices and burdened with more tax, property owners profit

>we want to help young buyers xD
*inflates prices with stamp duty exemption*
>young buyers suffer higher prices and burdened with more tax, property owners profit

>we want to help young buyers xD
*inflates house pries with stamp duty holiday, oh btw this also applies to buy-to-lets and second homes hehe*
>young buyers suffer higher prices and burdened with more tax, property owners profit

>now... we want to help young buyers xD
*extends the stamp duty holiday*
>young buyers suffer higher prices and burdened with more tax, property owners profit

>a few weeks ago... we want to help young buyers xD
*inflates house prices with subsidised 5% mortgages*
>young buyers suffer higher prices and burdened with more tax, property owners profit

Other things of course - starting with Thatcher
>Right to buy under Thatcher
>state house building dropped to zero under Thatcher (and never recovered subsequently)
>Blair opening the immigration floodgates
>Mortgage deregulation
>record low base rates
>tax breaks for buy to let mortgage holders

Ktim

He was, but in that uncanny valley sociopath way.

youtube.com/watch?v=0PTG0CB_biM

assuming she actually had sex with those irl based off your flag

post of the thread

you know what?

fuck /brit/

love that dinosaur chap

How did he do it?

i would move over there if they did all this

whats his name

Would LOVE to shag lana though. Genuinely so fit

might have a nostalgia wank to her sex tape, she was taking dick like a pornstar at 19 desu

Bruce

shaggerless virgin me

virginless shagger me

Mark I think

meless virgin shagger

Wish I just became a femboy in all honestly

Ever read less than 0? Rich california kids live hedonistic lives

>Google him
>batty man shite
Shan't

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Shirginless vagger me

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scranning this right now

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why yes i do have tinned tomatoes with my fry up. i am based you see