wypipo cooking together be like:
>Jimmy, take the scientific lab scale and weigh out 0.001g of salt, we don't want it to be too spicy
Wypipo cooking together be like:
So you admit polaks aren't white?
we never were
ooga booga?
Poland we have to enter an alliance. Of all the countries on Any Forums, ours are known to make the worst humorless threads. We have to support eachother. We have to stop the bullying.
wypipo on summer be like:
>No, Bartholomew, I can't go for a walk outside without my sunscreen, I get sunburns by just being 5 minutes in the sun
>worst humorless threads
germs beat you
Do they really
yes, it do be like that
I don't understand how can people not follow recipies to the exact amount provided. My gf always laughs at me making sure I have 2.1L per 200 grams of pasta
they just can't understand it
wypipo be like:
>yes here is my husband, he is 7 years old and a german shepherd
dat's fucked up yo
dey be divorcin n shieet
guess family too spicy for they
I just show my food a print-out jpg of salt that has been posted 36 times and mostly consists of artifacts. Good enough for me. Wait, highest living standards?
you are not white
>he doesnt know
salt is measured in 10kg bags in our cuisine, everything is salted.
you are not white
I'm blue eyed and dirty blonde. But perhaps not white. My name comes from a middle ages place I grew next up to. I dunno how many times my ancestors were raped by moors. My further ancestances apparently were black when they came out of Africa. Going a little further back, they were bacteria with a mix of yellow and green colors.
I unironically never season my food. Food is fuel
the only white pipo are anglo-saxons and usanians, they said it so themselves
wypipo be like:
>Ugh... dammit... I just saw a black man in our neighborhood and he was HAPPY... this is clearly white genocide
the layers of autism in this post are fascinating
have a (you)