>no Northern European girlfriend
they're like Valkyries....
I svffer...
No Northern European girlfriend
Blondie's face after I give her a hearty cockslap with my big, hairy, swarthy Mediterranean cock.
hot
cockslaps but then cuddling and care
Why is it that male football players fall on the ground and cry like little girl when someone breathes on them but the women can take all kinds of damage without even caring?
Soccer attracts homosexual men and lesbian women. Pretty self-explanatory from that perspective.
It's proven that women typically have a higher pain tolerance than men.
holy mammary glands, will she be satisfied by a barely 6' cock? :(
I really dislike the fake male bravado dykes have. Bitch I can crush your skull like that mma tranny did, stop pretending youre hot shit
ponytail clones
plot twist the coach tried to trick her into a blowjob. he's female now
Wish I could have been whoever broke her nose hahahaha
I really dislike the fake male bravado keyboard warriors have. Bitch you wouldn't do shit irl, stop pretending youre hot shit
You will never be a woman
Did you know that some people marry valkyries in the sagas? Just for 7 years though, the valkyries move on after that...
based shieldmaiden
I need a powerful independent Northern girlfriend...
ik ook
Tfw no med gf.... I suffer in Norway
VGH wife
You wouldn't be able to handle the OCD of a NW
if she gets uppity I'll make one of my killed bacalhau and she'll forget all about it
>Not wearing maille or a helmet.
Weak in battle.
I will never get a girlfriend
Maria is pure and cute
yoook wheek nevuuk buuk ak womook